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Are you all right, Derby?

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Ok, sir, but I think they sure

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knocked our radio for a loop.

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Pull over to those men, Murph.

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Hey... brass!

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Hey, it's a general!

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Get those rifles
out of the dirt!

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Put your helmets back on.

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What's the matter
with you men?

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Somebody must've told you about
keeping your rifles off the ground.

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Where are your
officers and noncoms?

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We don't know, sir.

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I was an acting
corporal once, sir.

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You're in charge
here, as of now.

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You mean...?

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Where's your battalion
headquarters?

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Overrun by Panzers, sir.

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I don't think anyone got out.

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Tanks? How many?

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I just saw two, sir,

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but there's supposed to
be a lot more around.

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Some guy got one with
a bazooka, general,

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and then they pulled out.

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We expect them back any time.

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Has anyone been in touch with
your regimental headquarters?

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Some guy started for the
rear about an hour ago, sir,

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but they came right back.

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Said they were pretty
sure we're in a pocket.

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They ran into Germans no
matter which way they went.

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I want you to send
out some runners.

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Have them find out how many men in
fighting condition we have left

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and what they still
have to fight with.

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Oh, yes, sir!

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Have them round up any
and all radio equipment

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they can find, even
if it's shot up.

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Maybe we can scrounge enough
parts to get one set operating.

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What's that over there?

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That's just a farmhouse, sir.

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Jerries used the house as a command
post, sir, till we ran them out.

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If your runners come across
any officers or noncoms,

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have them report to
me at that farmhouse.

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And tell everyone that's
headquarters from now on.

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Yes, sir.

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You mean we're going to
try and hold them, sir?

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Unless I've been getting
the wrong information,

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that's the business
this army's in, son.

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Now, let's get at it.

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Yes, sir.

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All right, you heard
what the man said.

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I want 4 volunteers.
Let me see, now...

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All right, you two
take that side.

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You two, come with me.

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Get him.

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Well, at least it is
encouraging, sir,

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to know that ours
isn't the only outfit

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that can get
completely fouled up.

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Better let me look
the place over, sir.

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Oh, my... ahem.

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Uh, well, I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry,
mademoiselle, but...

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Uh, avez-vous, uh...

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Uh, uh, quelque
doing in, uh, ici?

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Yeah.

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Well, I'm, uh...

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Look, uh, pardonez me...

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Allez, allez!

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Pardonez-moi... Mademoiselle.

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Allez, allez!

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Allez? Oui.

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Yes, uh, oui, oui.

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Ok, vous...

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Mademoiselle.

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Hope to see a little
more of you later.

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What is it?

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That's the landlady in there.

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She's not dressed
for company, sir.

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Madame!

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She, uh, lives here.

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Seems that... She
was taking a bath.

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Fine time to take a bath.

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Don't she know there's
a war going on?

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You know the French.
They're great believers

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that life must go on...
Regardless.

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Well, there's the
answer to that vague,

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uneasy feeling we
were being flanked.

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We were. Look.
Here's our division.

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There's the right
flank battalion.

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They get stopped here.

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We keep right on schedule,
moving forward.

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That leaves a gap
of about two miles,

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which tallies with
those first reports

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of German tanks on
our right flank.

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But, sir, are we really going
to stay and make a fight of it?

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What else can you do
when you're surrounded?

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Well, sir, we could go
back to headquarters

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and mastermind the
strategy from there.

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Well, that would
be fine, except...

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This battalion's more or less
on the same side as we are.

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Besides, it could get real
sticky for us if they collapsed.

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What are we going to
fight them with, sir?

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There's nothing here that a
little leadership wouldn't fix.

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And there's nothing
that picks up a G.I.

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Like seeing a general
out on the field,

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where he can get shot
up like the rest.

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On the other hand,
there's nothing

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that depresses
headquarters more.

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You've got the picture
all wrong, Murph.

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They're not that set against
winning the war at headquarters.

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And if we don't do something
here pretty quick,

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this could rapidly turn
into a critical situation.

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I know a general
is very important,

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but do you really think, sir,

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that seeing a general
out there on the field

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is going to pull these
beat-up Joes together?

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Well, let me put it
this way, sergeant.

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A general shining his
pants at headquarters

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sure as hell isn't
going to do it.

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Mademoiselle...

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Mais, oui.

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She says she's here alone.

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She and her father took off
when the shooting started.

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She came back to
feed the stock.

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Oh, well, sir,
if she's hungry,

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we got some rations
out in the jeep.

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Well, go get 'em, corporal.

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? Mademoiselle,
she took a bath ?

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? parlez-vous ?

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What's she talking about?

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She says it was the American
artillery that did the damage here.

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If we use this place
as headquarters,

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she and her father are afraid the
Germans will polish off what's left.

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Merci, mademoiselle.

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However, she wants us to know
that they're patriotic Frenchmen,

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and if we need the farm, they'll
be glad to let us have it.

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Well, that's very
nice of you, miss.

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Comment?

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Uh, nice. You know, very good.

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You don't know what it...

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General?

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Yeah.

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Hey, what did you tell her?

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I just said that you
said she was nice.

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You sure that's what you said?

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Oh, brother. For
the rest of us

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it would be a
6-month courtship,

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but all the sergeant
has to do is smile.

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Well, she hasn't probably had
very much to do with men

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since way before the war.

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Then she's got a good memory,

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because she still remembers
what one looks like.

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Here we are, sir.

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Here, let me help you.
Mademoiselle...

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Pour vous.

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Pour moi? Merci
beaucoup, monsieur!

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Here you are.
Here's some more.

156
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Oh, that's quite all right.

157
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It's nothing, nothing at all.

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She couldn't have had any
of that stuff before.

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She'd be throwing it at us.

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Derby?

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Yes, sir.

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This one's kind of special.

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I want you to stay
here for a while

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while Murph and I go out
and get things organized.

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If any officers or noncoms
wander in, hold them here.

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Yes, sir. Oh, sir, supposing
she wants something,

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and I don't know what
she's talking about?

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I'm sure you'll think
of something, buddy.

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I sure will, buddy.

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Oh... let me help
you with that.

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I wouldn't want you to
hurt your little hand,

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now, would I?

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You know, I've been thinking.

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Now that I'm here and you got
nothing to worry about...

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Hmm... maybe you'd like
to take another bath,

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and I can stand out here
and watch out for you.

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Je ne comprends pas.

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Hmm. That sure didn't
sound like "yes."

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Well, I'll open this
can of poison for you.

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Oh, ici.

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00:11:08,100 --> 00:11:11,435
You think it's true, what those guys
said about us being in a pocket?

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Those guys are so beat-up
and disorganized,

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they imagine a German
behind every tree.

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Yeah.

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Men without leaders.

186
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You must've had a
lecture on that subject

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at one time or another.

188
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I don't know, sir. The
only lecture I remember

189
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was the one about the... The
care a G.I. should exercise

190
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when selecting a
female companion.

191
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That was real entertaining.

192
00:11:33,592 --> 00:11:35,793
I'm sure the Pentagon
would be delighted

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to hear you were entertained.

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00:11:37,429 --> 00:11:38,495
Yes, sir.

195
00:11:38,563 --> 00:11:39,831
Well...

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00:11:39,898 --> 00:11:41,532
You see something, sir?

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00:11:41,600 --> 00:11:43,434
Just one of the
most interesting

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00:11:43,501 --> 00:11:45,036
rock formations
I've every seen.

199
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Outside of that, nothing
but some Germans

200
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looking right back at us through
their own field glasses.

201
00:11:50,442 --> 00:11:52,176
No wonder our boys
got clobbered.

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00:11:52,244 --> 00:11:54,812
An ant couldn't move
down in this valley

203
00:11:54,880 --> 00:11:57,882
without them being able
to spot it from up there.

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00:11:57,950 --> 00:12:00,551
We could sure use
some air support.

205
00:12:00,619 --> 00:12:04,622
Yeah, but first we need some way of
telling them we need air support.

206
00:12:04,689 --> 00:12:05,757
Murph, get down!

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00:12:30,749 --> 00:12:32,583
Dead?

208
00:12:32,651 --> 00:12:34,385
Yeah.

209
00:12:37,455 --> 00:12:38,823
Where are they?

210
00:12:38,891 --> 00:12:41,793
Right over in that
irrigation ditch there.

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00:12:41,860 --> 00:12:42,827
Let's go.

212
00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:44,295
No, wait a minute.

213
00:12:44,362 --> 00:12:46,798
You go around them.
I'll be the decoy.

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00:12:46,865 --> 00:12:48,332
What's the matter with you?

215
00:12:48,400 --> 00:12:50,268
You want to get
yourself killed, too?

216
00:12:50,335 --> 00:12:51,602
Give me that clip there.

217
00:12:51,670 --> 00:12:52,970
Now, look, Murph...

218
00:12:53,038 --> 00:12:55,572
Let's do this so that neither
one of us gets hurt.

219
00:12:55,640 --> 00:12:56,841
Now, get going.

220
00:14:55,727 --> 00:14:57,428
Let's go.

221
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Je regrette.

222
00:15:35,767 --> 00:15:37,134
Je m'excuse.

223
00:15:42,341 --> 00:15:45,009
You know, after all we've
been through together,

224
00:15:45,077 --> 00:15:47,979
it's kind of hard to
believe that he's gone.

225
00:15:48,046 --> 00:15:51,082
I thought after North
Africa and Sicily,

226
00:15:51,149 --> 00:15:52,950
I could take most anything.

227
00:15:54,519 --> 00:15:56,720
What are we going
to do, Murph?

228
00:15:56,788 --> 00:15:59,256
Well, first thing
we got to do is

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we got to get out of here.

230
00:16:01,626 --> 00:16:04,295
And we got to notify
division about the general.

231
00:16:04,363 --> 00:16:06,597
Yeah, great. But how?
How are we going to get

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00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,132
through any German lines
if we're surrounded?

233
00:16:08,200 --> 00:16:09,400
Which we are.

234
00:16:09,468 --> 00:16:10,834
Well, maybe we're not.

235
00:16:10,902 --> 00:16:13,104
You can count on that, boy.

236
00:16:15,573 --> 00:16:17,641
I don't like this
whole thing, Murph.

237
00:16:17,709 --> 00:16:19,143
What whole thing?

238
00:16:19,211 --> 00:16:20,677
This whole thing.

239
00:16:20,745 --> 00:16:22,846
You know what I mean.
I mean, after all...

240
00:16:22,914 --> 00:16:25,782
Why should we wind up in a
loaded mousetrap and maybe dying

241
00:16:25,850 --> 00:16:27,918
with a lot of guys
you don't even know?

242
00:16:27,986 --> 00:16:29,720
I mean, I don't mind
dying, Murph...

243
00:16:29,787 --> 00:16:32,623
You just don't want to do it around
a lot of strangers, that's all.

244
00:16:32,690 --> 00:16:35,126
Yeah, yeah, and it's not as
crazy as you make it sound.

245
00:16:35,193 --> 00:16:37,361
I'm the kind of guy that
only gets along with people

246
00:16:37,429 --> 00:16:38,896
after I've gotten
used to them.

247
00:16:38,963 --> 00:16:40,964
It's a little late to write
to your congressman.

248
00:16:41,033 --> 00:16:42,400
Oh, very funny.

249
00:16:47,739 --> 00:16:49,006
Yeah.

250
00:16:52,010 --> 00:16:54,111
Don't tell me
anything makes sense

251
00:16:54,179 --> 00:16:56,547
when a man like
that gets killed.

252
00:16:56,614 --> 00:16:58,815
It sure doesn't.

253
00:17:06,558 --> 00:17:08,059
Hi.

254
00:17:08,126 --> 00:17:11,962
Sirs, some guy got me as I was
heading back for the hospital,

255
00:17:12,030 --> 00:17:14,998
and they said for all noncoms
to report to you here.

256
00:17:16,935 --> 00:17:20,171
Now, wait a minute. You got
things all wrong there, boy.

257
00:17:20,238 --> 00:17:22,406
Look, sir... I mean,
believe me, sir,

258
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:26,277
I'm really in terrible shape, and
I ought to be in a hospital.

259
00:17:26,344 --> 00:17:27,778
What's wrong with you?

260
00:17:27,845 --> 00:17:30,281
Well, it's... It's nothing
you can see, sir.

261
00:17:30,348 --> 00:17:33,750
I mean, I think it must be what
they call "combat fatigue," sir.

262
00:17:33,818 --> 00:17:36,153
Corporal, you know what it is.
You've seen it.

263
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,722
Believe me, sir, I wouldn't
be any good to you.

264
00:17:38,790 --> 00:17:40,357
I'm practically
in pieces inside.

265
00:17:40,425 --> 00:17:42,593
Why don't you sit
down over there.

266
00:17:42,660 --> 00:17:44,895
I got to get to a hospital!

267
00:17:44,963 --> 00:17:46,263
Sit down, corporal!

268
00:17:47,832 --> 00:17:49,233
Yes, sir.

269
00:18:00,445 --> 00:18:03,414
Wait a minute. Wait a minute.
It's all right.

270
00:18:05,183 --> 00:18:09,019
Well, general, what's the
gizmo from the Pentagon

271
00:18:09,087 --> 00:18:11,155
on the new high-level strategy

272
00:18:11,223 --> 00:18:14,391
on our typically fouled-up
situation... sir?

273
00:18:17,929 --> 00:18:22,032
Now, look... are you thinking
what I think you're thinking?

274
00:18:26,471 --> 00:18:28,439
Yes.

275
00:18:28,507 --> 00:18:31,742
General, can I see you
outside a minute?

276
00:18:36,080 --> 00:18:37,914
Very well, corporal.

277
00:18:37,982 --> 00:18:39,650
Oh, thank you, sir.

278
00:18:39,717 --> 00:18:41,718
That's all right.

279
00:18:43,888 --> 00:18:45,589
Now, look, Murph...

280
00:18:47,359 --> 00:18:49,793
Do you know what the
articles of war say

281
00:18:49,861 --> 00:18:51,162
about a G.I. impersonating
an officer?

282
00:18:51,229 --> 00:18:52,296
Yeah, I've read 'em.

283
00:18:52,364 --> 00:18:53,897
Yeah, well, you better
get your eyes examined,

284
00:18:53,965 --> 00:18:56,033
because if you should
happen to do this thing,

285
00:18:56,100 --> 00:18:58,569
the best you could possibly
get out of it is killed,

286
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:00,638
because otherwise, it's
going to be 20 to life

287
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:01,738
doing full-time
sledgehammer work.

288
00:19:01,806 --> 00:19:03,106
Let me ask you something.

289
00:19:03,175 --> 00:19:05,242
Wasn't General Lane one of
the finest men you ever met?

290
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,710
Well, sure he was, but
he never went around

291
00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,245
pretending to be a
sergeant, either.

292
00:19:08,313 --> 00:19:10,781
Yes, and didn't he say that this
was a very critical situation

293
00:19:10,848 --> 00:19:13,651
what might be saved if the men
saw a general in the field?

294
00:19:13,718 --> 00:19:16,119
Oh, please. He's said a lot of
things in the past two years,

295
00:19:16,188 --> 00:19:17,688
and half of the time
he was kidding.

296
00:19:17,755 --> 00:19:18,855
This time he wasn't.

297
00:19:18,923 --> 00:19:20,824
Let me ask you
something else, buddy.

298
00:19:20,892 --> 00:19:23,827
Look, if we find ourselves in
a real fouled-up situation

299
00:19:23,895 --> 00:19:26,096
and there's a way
we can unfoul it,

300
00:19:26,164 --> 00:19:28,265
then isn't it our
duty to unfoul it?

301
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:29,900
Don't give me that.

302
00:19:29,967 --> 00:19:32,836
I've heard a dozen high-ranking
officers say it's a soldier's duty

303
00:19:32,904 --> 00:19:35,472
to do the best he can
and get back alive.

304
00:19:35,540 --> 00:19:38,576
Now, we've done the best we can.
Now let's get back alive.

305
00:19:38,643 --> 00:19:41,111
Show me the part of the
book where it says

306
00:19:41,179 --> 00:19:43,214
it's a soldier's duty to
impersonate an officer, huh?

307
00:19:43,281 --> 00:19:44,615
Go ahead, show me.

308
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:47,017
Well, uh... Unusual situations

309
00:19:47,085 --> 00:19:48,452
call for unusual solutions.

310
00:19:48,520 --> 00:19:51,655
Do you have a penknife
on you, by any chance?

311
00:19:51,723 --> 00:19:54,225
Now, look, Murph... We've
been through a lot,

312
00:19:54,292 --> 00:19:56,694
as much as anybody
in this army, right?

313
00:19:56,761 --> 00:19:57,894
Mm-hmm.

314
00:19:57,962 --> 00:19:59,630
And you said yourself it
was beginning to look

315
00:19:59,698 --> 00:20:01,365
as if we were going to get
through alive, right?

316
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,733
I don't remember saying that.

317
00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:04,535
But now... I mean,
what's the matter?

318
00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:08,004
You afraid the postwar period is
going to be too dull for you?

319
00:20:08,072 --> 00:20:09,707
What would you do about it?

320
00:20:09,774 --> 00:20:12,008
Turn this mess over to
somebody, and let's go.

321
00:20:12,076 --> 00:20:13,344
Turn it over to who?

322
00:20:13,411 --> 00:20:14,445
Turn it over...

323
00:20:14,512 --> 00:20:16,413
All right, then let's just go.

324
00:20:16,481 --> 00:20:17,348
No, you don't mean that.

325
00:20:17,415 --> 00:20:18,415
Oh, I mean it.

326
00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:19,816
You don't mean that at all.

327
00:20:19,884 --> 00:20:20,917
I do!

328
00:20:20,985 --> 00:20:22,253
Oh? Well, all right, then.

329
00:20:22,320 --> 00:20:24,154
It would seem that you and I

330
00:20:24,222 --> 00:20:25,889
just happen to see our
duty differently.

331
00:20:25,957 --> 00:20:27,424
Oh, please. Let's knock off

332
00:20:27,492 --> 00:20:29,025
the Spanish-American war talk.

333
00:20:29,093 --> 00:20:31,828
I'm not saying that I'm
right and you're wrong.

334
00:20:31,896 --> 00:20:33,264
It just so happens

335
00:20:33,331 --> 00:20:35,499
that's the situation,
that's all.

336
00:20:35,567 --> 00:20:38,902
But you're free to go your
way, old buddy of mine.

337
00:20:38,970 --> 00:20:40,971
I'm free to go mine, right?

338
00:20:43,341 --> 00:20:44,841
Hey, you mean it?

339
00:20:44,909 --> 00:20:46,710
Sure, I mean it.

340
00:20:46,778 --> 00:20:49,747
You're really going to stay here and make
like General Lane and run the battle?

341
00:20:49,814 --> 00:20:51,848
I'm going to try.
You with me or not?

342
00:20:51,916 --> 00:20:53,684
Not. N-o-t, not!
Boy, you are crazy.

343
00:20:53,752 --> 00:20:56,587
You are out of your mind. They're
going to put you in a rubber room.

344
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:57,554
Going around impersonating...

345
00:20:57,622 --> 00:20:58,622
Shh!

346
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,857
A general. Oh, boy,
I'm going to be there

347
00:21:00,925 --> 00:21:03,627
when they put the blindfold on
you, buddy, laughing all the way.

348
00:21:03,695 --> 00:21:05,128
Ok, buddy, ok.

349
00:21:05,196 --> 00:21:06,229
Yeah.

350
00:21:06,298 --> 00:21:08,565
Aw...

351
00:21:08,633 --> 00:21:10,167
All right, all right.

352
00:21:10,234 --> 00:21:13,604
Where would I get any sense
from all of a sudden?

353
00:21:17,875 --> 00:21:18,809
Good boy.

354
00:21:18,876 --> 00:21:20,877
Yeah, good boy.

355
00:21:20,945 --> 00:21:22,379
You know what I need now?

356
00:21:22,447 --> 00:21:23,580
What?

357
00:21:23,648 --> 00:21:25,716
I need one of those
little black books

358
00:21:25,784 --> 00:21:27,718
that gives you complete,
detailed instructions

359
00:21:27,786 --> 00:21:29,720
on how to run a battle.

360
00:21:29,788 --> 00:21:31,988
Yeah, great. Well,
looks like once again

361
00:21:32,056 --> 00:21:33,657
we take the side of...

362
00:21:33,725 --> 00:21:35,158
Both: Panic and confusion.

363
00:21:35,226 --> 00:21:36,794
Right.

364
00:21:36,861 --> 00:21:39,630
Hey, I got to do something.
I'll be right back.

365
00:21:39,698 --> 00:21:40,564
Yeah.

366
00:22:37,489 --> 00:22:41,224
I just hope I don't mess things
up for you, general, sir.

367
00:22:59,210 --> 00:23:00,444
Hey. Say, honey...

368
00:23:00,512 --> 00:23:02,312
Listen to me. Will you pin

369
00:23:02,380 --> 00:23:04,981
these stars on my
collar for me here?

370
00:23:05,049 --> 00:23:07,183
Here... Right on the collar.
Right here.

371
00:23:07,251 --> 00:23:08,552
Look. See, like that.

372
00:23:08,620 --> 00:23:10,654
One on this collar and the
other on the other collar.

373
00:23:10,722 --> 00:23:12,423
Would you do that for me?
Thanks. Right here.

374
00:23:12,490 --> 00:23:14,391
Sergent, non general!

375
00:23:14,459 --> 00:23:17,628
Please, no! I know, I know,

376
00:23:17,695 --> 00:23:20,597
but nobody else is supposed
to know, you understand?

377
00:23:20,665 --> 00:23:23,567
It's a joke, you know?

378
00:23:23,635 --> 00:23:26,036
You compris joke? Ha ha ha?

379
00:23:26,103 --> 00:23:27,037
Ha ha.

380
00:23:27,104 --> 00:23:29,506
That's it. Yeah...

381
00:23:29,574 --> 00:23:30,741
You don't.

382
00:23:30,809 --> 00:23:32,342
Man, I've been
carrying a dictionary

383
00:23:32,410 --> 00:23:33,877
around with me for 8 months...

384
00:23:35,346 --> 00:23:38,348
Come here a minute. Let me
explain something to you.

385
00:23:38,416 --> 00:23:42,052
I am going to be a general
a little time, you know?

386
00:23:42,119 --> 00:23:44,054
And, uh... You
understand what that...?

387
00:23:44,121 --> 00:23:45,956
See, I got a
situation out there.

388
00:23:46,023 --> 00:23:49,292
It's very bad, and I'm going
to fix that situation,

389
00:23:49,360 --> 00:23:52,496
and then I'm going to
retournez-vous, and then I ici...

390
00:23:52,564 --> 00:23:55,298
Uh, encore sergent.

391
00:23:55,366 --> 00:23:56,733
You understand that?

392
00:23:56,801 --> 00:23:59,302
Huh? Of course you do.

393
00:23:59,370 --> 00:24:00,737
Please.

394
00:24:03,174 --> 00:24:04,407
Yeah.

395
00:24:04,476 --> 00:24:06,910
But listen, don't you
tell anybody about this.

396
00:24:06,978 --> 00:24:08,912
Man, you tell anybody
about this...

397
00:24:08,980 --> 00:24:11,915
If anybody finds out I
sergeant and no general,

398
00:24:11,983 --> 00:24:15,318
they'll just line me right up
against that wall and bang.

399
00:24:15,386 --> 00:24:16,487
I kaput!

400
00:24:16,554 --> 00:24:19,422
I'll, just... That'll be it.

401
00:24:19,491 --> 00:24:21,224
J'ai compris.

402
00:24:24,228 --> 00:24:27,030
That's right.

403
00:24:27,098 --> 00:24:29,432
Oh, man, you're the greatest.

404
00:24:36,140 --> 00:24:39,710
General! What have you
done to that girl?

405
00:24:39,777 --> 00:24:41,645
Tsk, tsk, tsk.

406
00:24:44,682 --> 00:24:46,817
Well, you're right
on time, as usual.

407
00:24:46,885 --> 00:24:48,952
That's how I got
to make corporal.

408
00:24:49,020 --> 00:24:50,787
Oh, I know, I know.

409
00:24:52,657 --> 00:24:53,790
Ahem.

410
00:24:53,858 --> 00:24:56,292
Could it be that love
has up and kicked us

411
00:24:56,360 --> 00:24:58,061
in our high-ranking
britches, general, sir?

412
00:24:58,129 --> 00:24:59,530
How's the kid doing?

413
00:24:59,597 --> 00:25:01,164
He's in there getting sick.

414
00:25:04,769 --> 00:25:06,169
He's in bad shape, that boy.

415
00:25:06,237 --> 00:25:07,671
He told me he was standing

416
00:25:07,739 --> 00:25:10,774
in the middle of a bunch of guys
when a German 150 went off.

417
00:25:10,842 --> 00:25:12,409
Everyone around him
got blown to pieces,

418
00:25:12,476 --> 00:25:15,345
but he was left standing there
without a scratch on him, all alone.

419
00:25:15,413 --> 00:25:17,648
He'll be all right. Look, you
got everything straight?

420
00:25:17,715 --> 00:25:21,117
What's to get straight? You
go out and run the army,

421
00:25:21,185 --> 00:25:24,054
and I stay here with Simone,
worrying about you.

422
00:25:24,121 --> 00:25:26,256
All right. Now, look,
if any guys show up,

423
00:25:26,323 --> 00:25:27,558
you do something
about organizing

424
00:25:27,625 --> 00:25:29,059
a perimeter around
here, you understand?

425
00:25:29,126 --> 00:25:29,993
Yes, sir.

426
00:25:30,061 --> 00:25:31,028
All right.

427
00:25:31,095 --> 00:25:32,162
Oh, uh, general, sir...

428
00:25:32,229 --> 00:25:33,263
What?

429
00:25:33,330 --> 00:25:35,766
Hmm. Your stripes are showing.

430
00:25:35,833 --> 00:25:38,969
Oh. Yes, fine.

431
00:25:39,037 --> 00:25:41,204
There we are, sir.

432
00:25:41,272 --> 00:25:42,839
Oh...

433
00:25:47,378 --> 00:25:49,345
All right, come on, fella.

434
00:25:50,648 --> 00:25:51,915
Come on, let's go.

435
00:25:51,983 --> 00:25:53,349
Where to, sir?

436
00:25:53,417 --> 00:25:55,185
Why, you and me are
going out there

437
00:25:55,252 --> 00:25:56,820
and make like two
one-man armies.

438
00:25:56,888 --> 00:26:00,256
We're going to knock off
an enemy observation post.

439
00:26:00,324 --> 00:26:03,159
Oh, no, sir. I told you I'm
not in any kind of shape

440
00:26:03,227 --> 00:26:04,561
to do anything like that, sir.

441
00:26:04,629 --> 00:26:06,463
I wouldn't be any
help to you...

442
00:26:06,530 --> 00:26:07,464
Stand at attention, corporal.

443
00:26:07,531 --> 00:26:09,833
Stand at attention!

444
00:26:09,901 --> 00:26:13,036
You stay that way until
I tell you otherwise.

445
00:26:13,104 --> 00:26:15,205
Yeah.

446
00:26:20,311 --> 00:26:23,113
Well... come here.

447
00:26:23,180 --> 00:26:26,282
Uh, at ease and come
here, will you?

448
00:26:26,350 --> 00:26:27,718
Yeah.

449
00:26:30,888 --> 00:26:35,191
Look... you see, I know
what your trouble is.

450
00:26:35,259 --> 00:26:37,293
Yeah, I do. You
marched off to war,

451
00:26:37,361 --> 00:26:40,263
you told everybody you'd have
it over with in a few weeks,

452
00:26:40,331 --> 00:26:41,832
and then you'd come
marching back.

453
00:26:41,899 --> 00:26:45,368
Next thing you know, you see some
of your buddies get blown up,

454
00:26:45,436 --> 00:26:48,171
and then you just... You
go all to pieces inside.

455
00:26:48,239 --> 00:26:51,541
You want to run away and hide
in the nearest hospital bed.

456
00:26:51,609 --> 00:26:54,111
Yeah. Well, now, let
me ask you something.

457
00:26:54,178 --> 00:26:58,849
What makes you think you're any
different from anybody else?

458
00:26:58,916 --> 00:27:03,053
Look, everybody gets
scared, corporal.

459
00:27:03,121 --> 00:27:04,921
Just about everybody.

460
00:27:04,989 --> 00:27:09,292
And we don't expect you to go
charging into some machine gun nest

461
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:13,797
with a grenade in each hand and a
bayonet in between your teeth.

462
00:27:13,865 --> 00:27:16,499
No, we just expect
you to stick around

463
00:27:16,567 --> 00:27:20,103
and be scared along
with the rest of us.

464
00:27:20,171 --> 00:27:23,840
Look, you take this
little girl over here.

465
00:27:23,908 --> 00:27:25,441
Mm-mm!

466
00:27:25,509 --> 00:27:29,680
Ahem. She's even scared of us.
Yeah.

467
00:27:29,747 --> 00:27:31,682
But she's not running
away, though.

468
00:27:31,749 --> 00:27:33,283
You don't see her running.

469
00:27:33,350 --> 00:27:34,617
How about you, corporal?

470
00:27:34,686 --> 00:27:36,019
Right up to here.

471
00:27:36,087 --> 00:27:37,921
You see?

472
00:27:37,989 --> 00:27:40,223
Do you ever get scared, sir?

473
00:27:40,291 --> 00:27:44,094
You're damn right, I do. I
get scared lots of times.

474
00:27:45,596 --> 00:27:48,932
I guess I did kind of
blow my stack there.

475
00:27:49,000 --> 00:27:50,667
No, that's... Forget it.
That's all right.

476
00:27:50,735 --> 00:27:52,135
When those things
are going overhead

477
00:27:52,203 --> 00:27:53,670
and bouncing around
under your feet...

478
00:27:53,738 --> 00:27:56,539
You don't want to ever be ashamed
about being scared, you hear?

479
00:27:56,607 --> 00:27:58,274
You're absolutely right, sir.

480
00:27:58,342 --> 00:28:01,511
You bet I'm right. After
all, that's why I'm a gen...

481
00:28:01,579 --> 00:28:03,680
Uh, a general.

482
00:28:05,382 --> 00:28:07,117
All right, are you with me?

483
00:28:07,185 --> 00:28:09,652
If you can put
up with me, sir.

484
00:28:09,721 --> 00:28:12,322
Good. Fix this man up
like a soldier, corporal.

485
00:28:12,389 --> 00:28:14,257
Yes, sir.

486
00:28:14,325 --> 00:28:15,692
There we are.

487
00:28:21,199 --> 00:28:22,599
All right, here you go.

488
00:28:24,902 --> 00:28:26,302
Easy, Murph.

489
00:28:26,370 --> 00:28:29,405
He doesn't know how
scared I really am.

490
00:28:32,476 --> 00:28:35,612
If we was smart, we'd buy
some German war bonds.

491
00:28:39,250 --> 00:28:40,583
You drive.

492
00:28:40,651 --> 00:28:42,018
Yes, sir.

493
00:28:51,495 --> 00:28:53,096
Give me a hand here.

494
00:28:53,164 --> 00:28:54,364
Sir?

495
00:28:54,431 --> 00:28:56,599
We're going to need some
armor for this job.

496
00:28:56,667 --> 00:28:59,435
You get on that end. We'll
put it in the jeep, huh?

497
00:28:59,503 --> 00:29:01,337
All right. How do
you feel now, huh?

498
00:29:01,405 --> 00:29:02,839
I'm all right, sir.

499
00:29:02,907 --> 00:29:04,507
Let's go. Up.

500
00:29:10,447 --> 00:29:15,718
Pourquoi... Sergent...
General?

501
00:29:15,787 --> 00:29:17,821
Pourquoi? 'Cause he's nuts.

502
00:29:17,889 --> 00:29:19,355
Just plain nuts.

503
00:29:19,423 --> 00:29:22,325
Someday two guys are going to
come along with white coats,

504
00:29:22,393 --> 00:29:24,661
throw a net over him,
and take him away.

505
00:29:24,728 --> 00:29:27,230
Comprenez-vous "nuts"? Nuts.

506
00:29:27,298 --> 00:29:28,865
Nuts?

507
00:29:28,933 --> 00:29:30,000
Yeah.

508
00:29:40,344 --> 00:29:41,644
Qui est la?

509
00:29:41,712 --> 00:29:43,113
I know somebody's in there,

510
00:29:43,181 --> 00:29:46,016
and if I don't get the right
answer to my question,

511
00:29:46,083 --> 00:29:48,651
that somebody's going to be
all over a hand grenade.

512
00:29:48,719 --> 00:29:50,086
Yeah? While one grenade
is sailing in,

513
00:29:50,154 --> 00:29:51,688
another one is going
to be sailing out.

514
00:29:51,755 --> 00:29:53,190
And don't ask me that
cornball question

515
00:29:53,257 --> 00:29:54,757
about who won the world
series last year,

516
00:29:54,826 --> 00:29:56,492
because the Jerries have
picked that one up.

517
00:29:56,560 --> 00:29:58,494
I ain't asking nothing.
I'm coming in.

518
00:29:58,562 --> 00:30:01,865
Ok, buddy, but you'd better look
as American as a pizza pie.

519
00:30:03,634 --> 00:30:04,968
Relax!

520
00:30:06,603 --> 00:30:09,139
Well, well, well...

521
00:30:10,208 --> 00:30:11,674
Just goes to show you how much

522
00:30:11,742 --> 00:30:13,877
you can depend on what
you hear in this army.

523
00:30:13,945 --> 00:30:15,145
You know what I heard?

524
00:30:15,213 --> 00:30:18,014
I heard you'd been booted
out on a section 8,

525
00:30:18,082 --> 00:30:19,749
and then, to spare your
family the disgrace,

526
00:30:19,817 --> 00:30:21,218
you blew your brains out...

527
00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:22,919
With one easy shot.

528
00:30:24,856 --> 00:30:28,124
Master Sergeant
Orville Hutchmeyer...

529
00:30:28,192 --> 00:30:30,493
The only man in the army
who had enough guts

530
00:30:30,561 --> 00:30:32,929
to order "retreat" while
still in the states.

531
00:30:32,997 --> 00:30:35,298
Ha ha!

532
00:30:35,366 --> 00:30:36,799
Private Orville Hutchmeyer?

533
00:30:36,868 --> 00:30:38,201
Yeah! Private
Orville Hutchmeyer.

534
00:30:38,269 --> 00:30:39,535
What'd you think they
were going to do

535
00:30:39,603 --> 00:30:40,803
after a rap like that,
send me to ocs?

536
00:30:40,872 --> 00:30:43,473
Oh, soldier, your story
has touched my heart.

537
00:30:43,540 --> 00:30:45,808
Particularly when I
think of all the income

538
00:30:45,877 --> 00:30:47,710
you must be losing by
not being able to sell

539
00:30:47,778 --> 00:30:50,280
those forged weekend passes
to the rookies anymore.

540
00:30:50,348 --> 00:30:51,681
Eh, so what?

541
00:30:51,749 --> 00:30:53,816
You know, it got to be work
anyway, when it turned out

542
00:30:53,885 --> 00:30:56,086
they wasn't all as stupid as you
and that moron buddy of yours...

543
00:30:56,153 --> 00:30:57,553
Tsk tsk tsk.
Speaking of whi...

544
00:31:09,800 --> 00:31:11,301
Where is that dear boy?

545
00:31:15,339 --> 00:31:17,540
Ain't you two
together anymore?

546
00:31:23,114 --> 00:31:24,714
Derby: Lay off.

547
00:31:24,782 --> 00:31:26,082
She lives here.

548
00:31:26,150 --> 00:31:27,984
Yeah, I see.

549
00:31:29,720 --> 00:31:31,654
Didn't answer my
question, junior.

550
00:31:32,990 --> 00:31:34,424
Where's Murph?

551
00:31:34,491 --> 00:31:35,625
He's not here,

552
00:31:35,692 --> 00:31:37,527
and lucky for you, chiseler,

553
00:31:37,594 --> 00:31:39,129
because the first
time Murph sees you,

554
00:31:39,196 --> 00:31:40,496
he's going to walk
down your throat,

555
00:31:40,564 --> 00:31:42,532
stamping his feet all the way.

556
00:31:42,599 --> 00:31:44,667
What, Murph is mad at me?

557
00:31:45,903 --> 00:31:48,204
Listen, you two-bit goldbrick,

558
00:31:48,272 --> 00:31:49,806
it's me that's going to be
stamping on people's throats

559
00:31:49,873 --> 00:31:51,707
when I finally catch up
with that stool pigeon!

560
00:31:51,775 --> 00:31:53,977
St-stool pigeon?

561
00:31:54,045 --> 00:31:55,845
Did you think Murph was
going to rot his life away

562
00:31:55,913 --> 00:31:57,780
in the stockade, accused of
stealing army binoculars?

563
00:31:57,848 --> 00:31:59,215
Please, I'm tired.

564
00:31:59,283 --> 00:32:00,783
And did you actually think
he was going to take the rap

565
00:32:00,851 --> 00:32:02,419
for the very guy
that sold it to him?

566
00:32:02,486 --> 00:32:04,454
And overcharged him, at that.

567
00:32:04,521 --> 00:32:07,623
Look, there's an unwritten
law in this man's army:

568
00:32:07,691 --> 00:32:10,126
Quote... "One soldier
don't squeal

569
00:32:10,194 --> 00:32:11,794
on another soldier,
no matter what."

570
00:32:11,862 --> 00:32:13,296
Oh, really? And who wrote this

571
00:32:13,364 --> 00:32:15,198
unwritten law... you? Unquote.

572
00:32:15,266 --> 00:32:16,699
Look, junior...

573
00:32:16,767 --> 00:32:18,534
It's not going to do you any
good to plead for him...

574
00:32:18,602 --> 00:32:19,836
Who's pleading?

575
00:32:19,903 --> 00:32:22,472
Because I'm going to
track that dogface down

576
00:32:22,539 --> 00:32:24,074
if it takes me the
rest of my life,

577
00:32:24,141 --> 00:32:26,642
and when I find him,

578
00:32:26,710 --> 00:32:29,379
I'm going to fix him
good and plenty.

579
00:32:29,447 --> 00:32:30,480
Oh.

580
00:32:33,985 --> 00:32:35,318
Where is he?

581
00:32:36,487 --> 00:32:37,820
Where is he?

582
00:32:38,990 --> 00:32:41,057
Why...

583
00:32:41,125 --> 00:32:42,592
I thought you knew.

584
00:32:42,659 --> 00:32:44,160
Knew what?

585
00:32:45,829 --> 00:32:47,197
He's dead.

586
00:32:49,166 --> 00:32:50,733
Dead, huh?

587
00:32:50,801 --> 00:32:53,536
Thought you said he was going
to be stamping down my throat.

588
00:32:53,604 --> 00:32:55,438
I said that? Mm-hmm.

589
00:32:55,506 --> 00:32:57,007
How could I? He's dead.

590
00:32:57,074 --> 00:32:59,209
Yeah? When?

591
00:32:59,276 --> 00:33:01,144
At Normandy...

592
00:33:01,212 --> 00:33:02,945
And he was killed
performing one of the most

593
00:33:03,014 --> 00:33:04,014
heroic deeds of the war...

594
00:33:04,081 --> 00:33:06,383
Oh, please, please!

595
00:33:06,450 --> 00:33:07,583
What heroic?

596
00:33:07,651 --> 00:33:09,785
Clipping his toenails
under enemy fire?

597
00:33:09,853 --> 00:33:11,754
No, no, no, no, pal.

598
00:33:11,822 --> 00:33:13,289
Well, maybe he's dead, but...

599
00:33:13,357 --> 00:33:15,591
Then, he always
was, but if he died

600
00:33:15,659 --> 00:33:17,293
of anything more heroic
than indigestion,

601
00:33:17,361 --> 00:33:18,561
I'll eat his death
certificate.

602
00:33:19,663 --> 00:33:22,198
Heh heh heh... Heroic.

603
00:33:24,535 --> 00:33:25,535
Oui.

604
00:33:25,602 --> 00:33:27,070
Non, non, non!

605
00:33:27,138 --> 00:33:28,271
No... no what?

606
00:33:28,339 --> 00:33:29,672
She doesn't want me to leave.

607
00:33:29,740 --> 00:33:30,873
Well, if you're going
to stick around,

608
00:33:30,941 --> 00:33:32,708
put the pin back
in that grenade.

609
00:33:32,776 --> 00:33:34,110
Oh...

610
00:33:34,178 --> 00:33:35,711
I forgot. Here!

611
00:33:35,779 --> 00:33:36,913
Look out!

612
00:33:39,683 --> 00:33:42,152
Sucker! The pin was in!

613
00:33:42,219 --> 00:33:43,886
You ever do that
again, I'll kill you.

614
00:33:43,954 --> 00:33:45,055
Yeah...

615
00:33:49,560 --> 00:33:51,294
Hey, let her alone, will you?

616
00:33:51,362 --> 00:33:53,096
Lay off, will you? The
kid's crazy about me.

617
00:33:53,164 --> 00:33:54,897
Yeah, she's crazy about you.

618
00:33:54,965 --> 00:33:56,832
Man: Eh, you was
dreaming, Kent.

619
00:33:56,900 --> 00:33:59,135
The day you see a one-star
this close to the shooting,

620
00:33:59,203 --> 00:34:01,404
that will be the same day
they declare free beer

621
00:34:01,472 --> 00:34:03,273
and benzedrine for every gi.

622
00:34:03,340 --> 00:34:04,674
Oh, yeah? Have I got
no eyes or something?

623
00:34:04,741 --> 00:34:06,443
I'm telling you... I stood
face-to-face with the man

624
00:34:06,510 --> 00:34:08,678
and he had stars. I
know what I saw.

625
00:34:08,745 --> 00:34:11,614
These days, I can't believe
half of the things I see.

626
00:34:11,682 --> 00:34:13,683
See what I mean, Von Runstead?

627
00:34:13,750 --> 00:34:16,086
Oh, who cares what he says?
I saw a general! He...

628
00:34:16,153 --> 00:34:17,653
All right, Herr Himmler,

629
00:34:17,721 --> 00:34:19,122
if there ain't any
generals in this area,

630
00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:20,022
then what's that approaching?

631
00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:22,792
Ten hut!

632
00:34:27,398 --> 00:34:29,099
At ease.

633
00:34:29,166 --> 00:34:30,600
Anybody here got
some baling wire?

634
00:34:30,667 --> 00:34:32,135
Baling? You haven't, huh?

635
00:34:32,203 --> 00:34:33,136
You haven't seen
any laying around,

636
00:34:33,204 --> 00:34:34,137
have you, by any chance?

637
00:34:34,205 --> 00:34:35,438
I don't think so, sir.

638
00:34:35,506 --> 00:34:38,141
Oh... well, guess we'll
have to use something else.

639
00:34:38,209 --> 00:34:39,542
All right, a couple
of you men there...

640
00:34:39,610 --> 00:34:40,443
Will you take that
boiler and put it

641
00:34:40,511 --> 00:34:41,777
on the front of this jeep?

642
00:34:41,845 --> 00:34:43,079
All right, let's move.

643
00:34:43,147 --> 00:34:44,314
That's it. That's it.

644
00:34:44,381 --> 00:34:46,316
Right here on the bumper
will do just fine.

645
00:34:48,519 --> 00:34:49,986
Are these all the men
you could round up?

646
00:34:50,053 --> 00:34:52,589
I've still got two
runners out...

647
00:34:52,656 --> 00:34:54,324
But, sir, are you
the one that...

648
00:34:54,391 --> 00:34:55,325
But what? Sir, it may seem...

649
00:34:55,392 --> 00:34:56,459
But what, soldier?

650
00:34:56,527 --> 00:34:58,394
Sorry, sir. There
were some more men,

651
00:34:58,462 --> 00:35:00,363
but I posted them out
as sentries, sir.

652
00:35:00,431 --> 00:35:01,564
Good work.

653
00:35:01,632 --> 00:35:03,433
That's just what I'd
have done myself.

654
00:35:03,501 --> 00:35:04,734
Thank you, sir.

655
00:35:04,801 --> 00:35:08,138
Yeah. Ahem. Now, uh, now, men,

656
00:35:08,205 --> 00:35:10,507
it would seem that we
have a, uh, quite a job

657
00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:11,974
cut out for us here, and
from the looks of things,

658
00:35:12,042 --> 00:35:14,177
we don't have very much to
do it with, now, do we?

659
00:35:14,245 --> 00:35:16,446
You know, some of those belts might
do the trick. Do you want to...

660
00:35:16,514 --> 00:35:17,614
All right, men, let's
have some belts.

661
00:35:17,681 --> 00:35:18,681
Yeah, a couple of them here...

662
00:35:24,655 --> 00:35:26,256
Man: All right now, men!

663
00:35:26,323 --> 00:35:27,524
We've been sitting around,

664
00:35:27,591 --> 00:35:29,159
feeling sorry for
ourselves long enough!

665
00:35:29,226 --> 00:35:31,093
After all, what have we
got out there against us?

666
00:35:31,162 --> 00:35:32,928
Just human beings,
the same as we are!

667
00:35:32,996 --> 00:35:34,897
Two arms, two legs,
what are we...

668
00:35:36,333 --> 00:35:37,700
Oh...

669
00:35:37,768 --> 00:35:38,901
Well...

670
00:35:42,173 --> 00:35:43,640
What?

671
00:35:43,707 --> 00:35:46,643
What in the world are
you doing here, sir?

672
00:35:46,710 --> 00:35:48,144
I... I mean sir.

673
00:35:50,747 --> 00:35:52,282
Yes.

674
00:35:52,349 --> 00:35:54,717
You haven't seen me anywhere
before, have you, lieutenant?

675
00:35:54,785 --> 00:35:56,586
I've never seen you
before in my life, sir.

676
00:35:56,654 --> 00:35:57,887
Good! Sir?

677
00:35:57,954 --> 00:35:59,422
I mean, uh, uh, carry on,

678
00:35:59,490 --> 00:36:00,890
uh, lieutenant.

679
00:36:00,957 --> 00:36:04,026
Heh! Me, sir? Oh, no,
sir, you carry on.

680
00:36:04,094 --> 00:36:07,096
I... I mean, if you'd
like to carry on, sir.

681
00:36:07,164 --> 00:36:10,766
After all, you're the
general, aren't you?

682
00:36:10,834 --> 00:36:13,002
Yes, uh, of course, I am.

683
00:36:13,070 --> 00:36:15,971
Ahem. Hey, you don't happen to
have any baling wire, uh...

684
00:36:16,039 --> 00:36:17,640
Baling wire?

685
00:36:17,708 --> 00:36:19,108
Yeah, you see, I want
to secure this boiler

686
00:36:19,176 --> 00:36:20,677
on this jeep here, you see?

687
00:36:20,744 --> 00:36:22,445
Well, no, sir. I've got
some telephone wire...

688
00:36:22,513 --> 00:36:24,146
That will do fine,
that will do fine.

689
00:36:25,316 --> 00:36:26,482
Yep.

690
00:36:26,550 --> 00:36:29,686
Well, actually, it's...
It's really not mine, sir.

691
00:36:29,753 --> 00:36:31,588
There's no doubt that
things being what they are,

692
00:36:31,655 --> 00:36:33,590
it's more your wire than
it is mine, general.

693
00:36:33,657 --> 00:36:34,824
Well, when you come
right down to it,

694
00:36:34,891 --> 00:36:36,426
it's really the army's
wire, isn't it?

695
00:36:36,493 --> 00:36:37,993
Yes, sir. Yeah.

696
00:36:38,061 --> 00:36:39,362
All right, fasten that
on real good, men.

697
00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,930
Now, lieutenant...

698
00:36:40,997 --> 00:36:43,165
It seems that you and I are the
only officers left in this war,

699
00:36:43,234 --> 00:36:45,368
so it looks like we're going to have
to run the whole show ourselves.

700
00:36:45,436 --> 00:36:48,238
Lieutenant Clayton, and I'm
happy to be aboard, sir.

701
00:36:48,305 --> 00:36:49,972
I beg your pardon?

702
00:36:50,040 --> 00:36:51,474
Oh...

703
00:36:51,542 --> 00:36:53,142
I... I... I'm sorry, sir.

704
00:36:53,210 --> 00:36:55,878
My father was in the Navy
in the first world war.

705
00:36:55,946 --> 00:36:57,547
My brothers and I were raised

706
00:36:57,615 --> 00:36:59,148
like on a little
four-stack destroyer.

707
00:37:00,551 --> 00:37:01,651
Oh.

708
00:37:01,719 --> 00:37:02,918
Well, uh...

709
00:37:02,986 --> 00:37:05,521
Your secret is safe
with me, lieutenant.

710
00:37:05,589 --> 00:37:07,189
Ahem. Now...

711
00:37:07,258 --> 00:37:09,259
Uh, the first thing I
think we better do

712
00:37:09,326 --> 00:37:10,926
is appoint some squad leaders

713
00:37:10,994 --> 00:37:12,895
and some platoon leaders
and see what we can do

714
00:37:12,963 --> 00:37:14,597
about establishing a
perimeter of defense,

715
00:37:14,665 --> 00:37:15,898
right along here somewhere.

716
00:37:15,966 --> 00:37:17,767
We're going to
make a stand, sir?

717
00:37:20,203 --> 00:37:21,203
Well, unless I've
been misinformed,

718
00:37:21,272 --> 00:37:22,838
that's the business
this army's in, son.

719
00:37:22,906 --> 00:37:24,540
You bet it is, sir!

720
00:37:24,608 --> 00:37:25,975
Good chap.

721
00:37:26,042 --> 00:37:28,444
Now, uh, I'm going to leave
most of the details to you,

722
00:37:28,512 --> 00:37:30,146
of course, and meantime
I'll see what I can do

723
00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:32,415
about getting rid of that enemy
observation post over there

724
00:37:32,483 --> 00:37:35,017
that's been giving our
boys so much trouble.

725
00:37:35,085 --> 00:37:37,453
You're going to knock
it out yourself, sir?

726
00:37:38,855 --> 00:37:41,424
Well, as you go
along in life, son,

727
00:37:41,492 --> 00:37:43,125
and get a little
higher in rank,

728
00:37:43,193 --> 00:37:44,827
you'll find that if
you want to be sure,

729
00:37:44,895 --> 00:37:47,029
that you're going to get the
job done, you do it yourself.

730
00:37:47,097 --> 00:37:48,197
Do it yourself.

731
00:37:48,265 --> 00:37:49,365
Yeah.

732
00:37:49,433 --> 00:37:50,667
All right. How you
doing here, men?

733
00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:51,734
About ready, sir. Fine.

734
00:37:51,802 --> 00:37:53,068
I'll remember what
you've told me, sir...

735
00:37:53,136 --> 00:37:54,003
Yeah, you do that.

736
00:37:54,070 --> 00:37:54,970
And thank you.

737
00:37:55,038 --> 00:37:56,071
It's all right.

738
00:37:56,139 --> 00:37:57,440
Now I think I'll
be moving along.

739
00:37:57,508 --> 00:38:00,042
Oh, uh, I'm going to need
your Tommy Gun here.

740
00:38:00,110 --> 00:38:01,577
Oh, go right ahead, sir.

741
00:38:03,947 --> 00:38:05,748
After all, it's...
it's not my...

742
00:38:07,518 --> 00:38:09,585
Murphy: Here. I'll drive.

743
00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,088
"V" for victory, lieutenant!

744
00:38:20,631 --> 00:38:22,799
Boys, there's no
getting away from it.

745
00:38:22,866 --> 00:38:26,101
You can tell a west
point man every time.

746
00:38:47,090 --> 00:38:48,458
Here...

747
00:38:49,660 --> 00:38:51,794
All right. It's up to you.

748
00:38:51,862 --> 00:38:53,763
From now on, you
take care of me.

749
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,898
Now, want to get up there?
Come on, let's go.

750
00:39:03,240 --> 00:39:04,574
Ready?

751
00:39:43,547 --> 00:39:45,014
Look out behind you, general!

752
00:40:15,446 --> 00:40:17,112
Got a little rough in there
for a minute, huh, corporal?

753
00:40:19,416 --> 00:40:20,850
Beats picking cotton
for a living, general.

754
00:40:22,953 --> 00:40:24,754
Yeah, it sure does.

755
00:40:25,989 --> 00:40:27,924
Yes, it... sure does.

756
00:40:29,125 --> 00:40:30,927
Come on. Give me a
hand with this.

757
00:40:30,994 --> 00:40:32,328
I'll help you.

758
00:40:46,510 --> 00:40:48,945
I never saw a general
like that before.

759
00:40:49,012 --> 00:40:50,646
I never did, either.

760
00:40:55,919 --> 00:40:57,687
Get the men up to that
position and hold it!

761
00:40:57,754 --> 00:40:58,955
Yes, sir!

762
00:41:10,701 --> 00:41:12,468
Let's get this off of here.

763
00:41:17,674 --> 00:41:19,041
Bring the radio inside.

764
00:41:19,109 --> 00:41:19,976
Yes, sir.

765
00:41:22,813 --> 00:41:24,146
Attention!

766
00:41:28,284 --> 00:41:30,920
Ahem. Uh, glad to see
you back, general.

767
00:41:30,988 --> 00:41:31,854
What?

768
00:41:34,124 --> 00:41:36,025
Oh...

769
00:41:36,092 --> 00:41:36,826
Yeah. Ahem.

770
00:41:36,894 --> 00:41:39,061
Well, carry on, men.

771
00:41:39,129 --> 00:41:40,496
Eh...

772
00:41:41,899 --> 00:41:43,900
When will that food
be ready, ...?

773
00:41:43,967 --> 00:41:46,201
Oh, send the boy back for
it in about 5 minutes.

774
00:41:46,269 --> 00:41:48,237
Hey, soldier, give me a hand
with this boy, will you?

775
00:41:48,304 --> 00:41:49,171
Sure.

776
00:41:53,476 --> 00:41:54,744
Where are they taking him?

777
00:41:54,811 --> 00:41:56,612
We've got an aid station
fixed up in the barn.

778
00:41:56,680 --> 00:41:58,313
Simone helped the medic.

779
00:41:58,381 --> 00:41:59,415
Heh heh heh!

780
00:41:59,482 --> 00:42:01,183
Man, that boiler worked
real good up there.

781
00:42:01,251 --> 00:42:02,885
Yeah, I know.

782
00:42:02,953 --> 00:42:04,353
You know what?

783
00:42:04,421 --> 00:42:06,422
I watched you through the
general's field glasses.

784
00:42:06,489 --> 00:42:07,590
What were you
trying to prove...

785
00:42:07,658 --> 00:42:08,958
That all generals are screwy?

786
00:42:09,026 --> 00:42:10,492
Hey, where'd you
dig all this up?

787
00:42:10,561 --> 00:42:12,628
Eh, it smells good.
What is it?

788
00:42:12,696 --> 00:42:13,763
Don't ask any questions.

789
00:42:13,830 --> 00:42:15,397
Just eat while you
can still enjoy it.

790
00:42:15,465 --> 00:42:16,432
Why? What's in it?

791
00:42:16,499 --> 00:42:18,034
Oh, I'm not talking
about the stew.

792
00:42:18,101 --> 00:42:19,468
Well, then, what are
you talking about?

793
00:42:19,536 --> 00:42:22,605
Nothing. Just sit
down and relax.

794
00:42:22,673 --> 00:42:23,839
You're going to need it.

795
00:42:23,907 --> 00:42:25,441
Need what?

796
00:42:25,508 --> 00:42:28,343
La belle Simone's own
heavenly hodgepodge.

797
00:42:28,411 --> 00:42:30,345
Well, you're trying to
tell me something, Derby.

798
00:42:30,413 --> 00:42:32,081
Now, will you get it off
your mind? What is it?

799
00:42:33,216 --> 00:42:35,551
1927... wonderful
year for corks.

800
00:42:35,619 --> 00:42:36,919
You know, you're beginning
to worry me now.

801
00:42:36,987 --> 00:42:37,887
What is it...

802
00:42:37,955 --> 00:42:39,855
All right, all right.

803
00:42:39,923 --> 00:42:43,059
If you want your entire
digestion shot to shreds.

804
00:42:43,126 --> 00:42:45,527
Who do you think walked in through
that window after you left?

805
00:42:45,596 --> 00:42:47,096
Look, I haven't the
slightest idea...

806
00:42:47,163 --> 00:42:48,297
Our old buddy,

807
00:42:48,364 --> 00:42:51,200
former Master Sergeant
Orville Hutchmeyer.

808
00:42:52,869 --> 00:42:55,270
Oh, you mean the... The
Creature of Company C?

809
00:42:55,338 --> 00:42:57,006
The Beast of Barracks B.

810
00:43:00,210 --> 00:43:02,912
Oh, man, this is a real
small war, isn't it?

811
00:43:02,980 --> 00:43:04,714
Yeah, a little too
small for us.

812
00:43:06,416 --> 00:43:08,818
Hutchmeyer?

813
00:43:08,885 --> 00:43:10,686
Hell, I got to get out of
here before he sees me, boy!

814
00:43:10,754 --> 00:43:11,988
Relax. He's gone.

815
00:43:12,055 --> 00:43:13,689
He gone? What? Gone where?

816
00:43:13,757 --> 00:43:15,457
Some crazy bloodstained
lieutenant

817
00:43:15,525 --> 00:43:17,292
came charging in here
and ran him out.

818
00:43:17,360 --> 00:43:18,828
Besides, he thinks
you're dead.

819
00:43:21,431 --> 00:43:22,932
He thinks I'm dead?

820
00:43:25,502 --> 00:43:27,036
Well, what made
him think that?

821
00:43:27,104 --> 00:43:28,437
Because I told him,

822
00:43:28,505 --> 00:43:29,972
and what I told him. Heh!

823
00:43:30,040 --> 00:43:31,641
As a matter of fact,
you're such a hero dead,

824
00:43:31,708 --> 00:43:33,776
you're crazy to go on living.

825
00:43:33,844 --> 00:43:36,078
You made him believe that?

826
00:43:36,146 --> 00:43:38,480
Please! Heh heh!

827
00:43:38,548 --> 00:43:40,315
Well, how do you like that?

828
00:43:42,418 --> 00:43:43,085
Well...

829
00:43:43,153 --> 00:43:44,586
Hey, good old Hutch.

830
00:43:44,655 --> 00:43:46,122
Heh heh!

831
00:43:46,189 --> 00:43:47,623
Hey, do you suppose
he remembers the...

832
00:43:47,691 --> 00:43:48,958
3 months he spent
in the stockade

833
00:43:49,026 --> 00:43:50,459
because he tried to
double-cross me?

834
00:43:50,527 --> 00:43:51,761
He remembers it
very well, buddy,

835
00:43:51,828 --> 00:43:52,895
and should he
happen to forget,

836
00:43:52,963 --> 00:43:54,429
he's got an empty
place on his sleeve

837
00:43:54,497 --> 00:43:56,265
where his stripes used
to be to remind him.

838
00:43:56,332 --> 00:43:58,600
Whew! Boy, if that
boy ever sees you!

839
00:43:58,669 --> 00:44:00,369
Hey, this is chicken!

840
00:44:00,436 --> 00:44:01,503
Of course.

841
00:44:01,571 --> 00:44:02,905
Where'd you get it?

842
00:44:02,973 --> 00:44:05,407
Well, we were outside,
gathering up some stuff

843
00:44:05,475 --> 00:44:06,976
to make the C-rations
taste better,

844
00:44:07,044 --> 00:44:09,178
when this chicken comes
along and attacks Simone.

845
00:44:09,245 --> 00:44:10,579
Yeah, don't look at me.

846
00:44:10,647 --> 00:44:12,481
They're pretty ferocious,
those chickens around here,

847
00:44:12,549 --> 00:44:14,216
but let me tell you something,
buddy... No kidding.

848
00:44:14,284 --> 00:44:16,018
In 3 seconds flat,

849
00:44:16,086 --> 00:44:18,721
she outran it, outwrestled
it, and outfought it...

850
00:44:18,789 --> 00:44:19,789
Chicken.

851
00:44:19,856 --> 00:44:21,157
You want me to tell
you something?

852
00:44:21,224 --> 00:44:23,559
She's going to make some guy
a wonderful wife someday.

853
00:44:23,626 --> 00:44:24,994
I mean that.

854
00:44:25,062 --> 00:44:28,463
Oh, incidentally, I got a
couple of tanks for you.

855
00:44:30,834 --> 00:44:32,434
In the trees, near
the main road.

856
00:44:32,502 --> 00:44:33,602
All right. Now we're
getting somewhere.

857
00:44:33,670 --> 00:44:35,137
Mmm, maybe. They pulled
in here out of gas,

858
00:44:35,205 --> 00:44:36,872
you know, looking for
a service station,

859
00:44:36,940 --> 00:44:38,841
so I told them, "you
just go one block up...

860
00:44:38,909 --> 00:44:41,711
Turn left and go straight
ahead 4,000 miles."

861
00:44:41,778 --> 00:44:43,378
Oh, you... Heard that
one before, huh?

862
00:44:43,446 --> 00:44:46,281
Yeah. Well, I haven't heard
it recently, old buddy.

863
00:44:46,349 --> 00:44:48,818
And where's Simone now?

864
00:44:48,885 --> 00:44:50,753
She's in there,
getting prettied up.

865
00:44:50,821 --> 00:44:52,955
Hey, you know...
This was her idea?

866
00:44:53,023 --> 00:44:53,823
Good idea.

867
00:44:56,093 --> 00:44:56,826
Shh.

868
00:44:56,893 --> 00:44:57,693
What?

869
00:44:57,761 --> 00:44:58,594
Shh!

870
00:45:06,269 --> 00:45:07,770
Hutchmeyer!

871
00:45:09,740 --> 00:45:10,706
Aahh!

872
00:45:10,774 --> 00:45:11,707
No, no! Shh!

873
00:45:13,276 --> 00:45:15,711
I'm sorry! There's somebody out
there I don't want to see!

874
00:45:15,779 --> 00:45:17,613
Please! Shh! No.

875
00:45:18,749 --> 00:45:20,049
Oh...

876
00:45:20,117 --> 00:45:22,351
Please? Shh!

877
00:45:22,418 --> 00:45:24,353
Please... please!
Will you please?

878
00:45:24,420 --> 00:45:25,755
Will you
be quiet for just...

879
00:45:25,822 --> 00:45:27,289
Please. I'll only
be here a minute.

880
00:45:28,491 --> 00:45:30,259
Oh, I got to get rid of these.

881
00:45:30,326 --> 00:45:31,660
I got... I got to get...

882
00:45:31,728 --> 00:45:33,028
Oh, non! Non!

883
00:45:33,096 --> 00:45:33,929
Yes! Non!

884
00:45:33,997 --> 00:45:35,364
Please! I'm not
doing anything.

885
00:45:35,431 --> 00:45:35,898
Will you please just be quiet?

886
00:45:37,333 --> 00:45:38,801
Just be quiet, please.

887
00:45:44,775 --> 00:45:46,275
Honey, will you take
this off my collar?

888
00:45:46,342 --> 00:45:47,877
Non! Non!

889
00:45:47,944 --> 00:45:49,444
Quick! Will you take... Just
take it off my collar, will you?

890
00:45:49,512 --> 00:45:50,913
Non! Non!

891
00:45:50,981 --> 00:45:52,314
Honey? Wait a minute! Wait!

892
00:45:53,483 --> 00:45:55,151
Oh, that's it! If he thinks

893
00:45:55,218 --> 00:45:56,451
there's more going on
here than there is,

894
00:45:56,519 --> 00:45:57,787
then maybe he'll think
that there's more

895
00:45:57,854 --> 00:45:58,788
going on than there is.

896
00:45:58,855 --> 00:45:59,655
Non!

897
00:46:12,002 --> 00:46:13,002
Thought you'd be gone.

898
00:46:13,069 --> 00:46:14,303
No, I'm still here.

899
00:46:14,370 --> 00:46:16,105
What are you doing back?

900
00:46:16,173 --> 00:46:17,673
That lieutenant ain't
around, is he?

901
00:46:17,740 --> 00:46:20,442
No, he's, uh... Somewhere
up on the hill over there,

902
00:46:20,510 --> 00:46:23,512
but, uh... He'll
be right back.

903
00:46:23,579 --> 00:46:26,048
Say, how come he didn't
roust you out, too?

904
00:46:26,116 --> 00:46:28,450
I don't take orders from him.
This is headquarters.

905
00:46:30,486 --> 00:46:32,288
Where's la belle?

906
00:46:32,355 --> 00:46:35,124
She don't wear 'em,
and she's gone, too.

907
00:46:35,192 --> 00:46:37,026
But she'll be back, won't she?

908
00:46:37,093 --> 00:46:39,061
Eh...

909
00:46:40,797 --> 00:46:41,964
Shh!

910
00:46:43,166 --> 00:46:44,533
Murphy: Will you
please be quiet?

911
00:46:47,170 --> 00:46:49,104
Hey, music for me?

912
00:46:49,172 --> 00:46:50,906
Yeah! I thought
we could dance!

913
00:46:50,974 --> 00:46:52,007
What are you screaming about?

914
00:46:52,075 --> 00:46:53,075
Who's screaming?

915
00:46:53,143 --> 00:46:55,144
Look, junior... all I
was going to say...

916
00:46:55,212 --> 00:46:57,079
I've been thinking now that
that poor old rat Murphy...

917
00:46:57,147 --> 00:46:58,714
Hey, you watch what
you say about Murph,

918
00:46:58,781 --> 00:47:00,216
or his ghost will come
back and haunt you

919
00:47:00,283 --> 00:47:01,650
for the rest of
your evil days...

920
00:47:01,718 --> 00:47:03,953
Ah, his ghost! Look, all I
was going to say, pal, is,

921
00:47:04,020 --> 00:47:06,322
now that he's gone, maybe you
and me could be buddies.

922
00:47:06,389 --> 00:47:08,057
You know... Sort of
share and share alike?

923
00:47:08,124 --> 00:47:09,091
You like that
bike out there...

924
00:47:09,159 --> 00:47:11,560
No, no, no! Two reasons, no:

925
00:47:11,627 --> 00:47:13,595
One... Murph will come
back and haunt me;

926
00:47:13,663 --> 00:47:15,630
two... she wouldn't have
anything to do with you.

927
00:47:15,698 --> 00:47:18,433
Now, you better get out of here
before lieutenant comes back.

928
00:47:18,501 --> 00:47:20,102
Simone: Aahh! Non!

929
00:47:20,170 --> 00:47:22,271
Non! Non!

930
00:47:23,439 --> 00:47:25,107
Yeah, louder... louder!

931
00:47:25,175 --> 00:47:27,042
Non! Oh! Oh!

932
00:47:27,110 --> 00:47:28,043
Don't! No, wait!

933
00:47:31,647 --> 00:47:34,016
Trying to get away
from me, huh?

934
00:47:34,084 --> 00:47:35,184
You come back here!

935
00:47:39,055 --> 00:47:42,457
Oh... lying to your
old pal already, huh?

936
00:47:43,693 --> 00:47:45,527
Uh... go ahead. Go right in.

937
00:47:45,595 --> 00:47:47,396
The general will be
happy to see you.

938
00:47:47,463 --> 00:47:48,430
General?

939
00:47:48,498 --> 00:47:50,332
Yeah, general, general!

940
00:47:50,400 --> 00:47:51,800
That's what I've been trying
to tell you, you jerk!

941
00:47:51,868 --> 00:47:53,802
I can't make a deal with you!
It's his girl!

942
00:47:53,870 --> 00:47:56,538
Hey, there's something fishy
going on around here,

943
00:47:56,606 --> 00:47:57,873
and I'm going to
find out what.

944
00:47:57,941 --> 00:48:00,609
There's nothing fishy going...

945
00:48:00,676 --> 00:48:02,912
Uh... why don't you give him
his helmet when you go in?

946
00:48:02,979 --> 00:48:05,047
That will be a good excuse.

947
00:48:05,115 --> 00:48:06,648
That really is a general?

948
00:48:06,716 --> 00:48:07,917
That's what I've been
trying to tell you.

949
00:48:07,984 --> 00:48:09,751
Now, why don't you
get out of here?

950
00:48:09,819 --> 00:48:11,353
Will you get out of here?

951
00:48:11,421 --> 00:48:13,155
Heh heh!

952
00:48:13,223 --> 00:48:14,990
You know, the old boy doesn't
seem to be doing so good.

953
00:48:15,058 --> 00:48:16,658
All the more reason for
you to get out of here.

954
00:48:16,726 --> 00:48:18,093
Now, beat it!

955
00:48:18,161 --> 00:48:18,994
Maybe these will help.

956
00:48:19,062 --> 00:48:20,095
Yeah, fine.

957
00:48:20,163 --> 00:48:21,330
Well, it's very
decent of you...

958
00:48:21,398 --> 00:48:22,664
And don't forget to tell
him where you got them.

959
00:48:22,732 --> 00:48:24,400
I certainly will. He'll
appreciate it very much.

960
00:48:24,467 --> 00:48:25,667
Simone: Aah! Non!

961
00:48:27,404 --> 00:48:28,804
Yeah! Ahem!

962
00:48:28,871 --> 00:48:31,440
Oh! Trying to
bite me now, hey?

963
00:48:41,851 --> 00:48:43,185
What? Wha-what's
going on here?

964
00:48:43,253 --> 00:48:44,286
What did she say?

965
00:48:44,354 --> 00:48:45,220
He's drunk! He's nuts!

966
00:48:45,288 --> 00:48:46,555
Drunk, eh?

967
00:48:46,622 --> 00:48:48,057
Well, you can't let him out
when he gets this way.

968
00:48:48,124 --> 00:48:49,524
Go find a medic.

969
00:48:52,295 --> 00:48:53,895
Get out of the way.
I'll handle him.

970
00:48:53,964 --> 00:48:55,831
You're going to handle the
general? Then you're nuts.

971
00:48:55,898 --> 00:48:57,732
I'm not losing my stripes.
Come on!

972
00:49:02,472 --> 00:49:03,872
Hutchmeyer: Oh, no, you don't!

973
00:49:03,940 --> 00:49:04,873
Get away from that bike!

974
00:49:04,941 --> 00:49:06,241
Oh, no! Wait a minute, Hutch!

975
00:49:06,309 --> 00:49:07,909
You're not going to leave
me here with him, are you?

976
00:49:07,978 --> 00:49:09,044
Let me ride on the
handlebars...

977
00:49:09,112 --> 00:49:10,512
Beat it! He's your problem!

978
00:49:10,580 --> 00:49:11,546
Hutch...

979
00:49:11,614 --> 00:49:12,982
Give me those, too, sucker.

980
00:49:13,049 --> 00:49:14,083
Oh, Hutch, don't.

981
00:49:14,150 --> 00:49:15,817
No, Hutch! Don't
leave me here!

982
00:49:15,885 --> 00:49:17,686
Hey, Hutch!

983
00:49:17,753 --> 00:49:18,854
Hutch?

984
00:49:24,094 --> 00:49:25,127
Ok, Murph.

985
00:49:27,230 --> 00:49:28,097
Oh!

986
00:49:36,506 --> 00:49:38,840
All... all I can say
is I'm very sorry.

987
00:49:40,176 --> 00:49:41,076
I'm very sorry, honey.

988
00:49:41,144 --> 00:49:42,677
Please? Shh. Please?

989
00:49:42,745 --> 00:49:44,546
No, no!

990
00:49:44,614 --> 00:49:45,514
I didn't mean it, honey.

991
00:49:45,581 --> 00:49:46,581
No, no!

992
00:49:46,649 --> 00:49:47,949
Shh. Look... Nothing, see?

993
00:49:48,018 --> 00:49:48,950
I'm not going to do nothing,

994
00:49:49,019 --> 00:49:49,951
but just listen to me...

995
00:49:50,020 --> 00:49:51,753
That's a very bad
man out there.

996
00:49:51,821 --> 00:49:54,123
He's... he's so bad,
you know, he...

997
00:49:54,190 --> 00:49:56,458
Me no general, me sergeant,

998
00:49:56,526 --> 00:49:57,759
and you know what
would happen if...

999
00:49:57,827 --> 00:49:59,261
Derby: Boy, that
was a close call!

1000
00:49:59,329 --> 00:50:00,662
Yeah, listen, I can't
make her understand

1001
00:50:00,730 --> 00:50:02,464
what I'm trying to say. Will
you try and help me here?

1002
00:50:02,532 --> 00:50:04,066
Listen to him.
Yeah, look, honey.

1003
00:50:04,134 --> 00:50:05,467
You know the fella that
was in here a minute ago?

1004
00:50:05,535 --> 00:50:07,403
Well, he's what we call a...

1005
00:50:07,470 --> 00:50:10,139
A... le miserable soldat.

1006
00:50:10,206 --> 00:50:11,473
You know... A
miserable soldier?

1007
00:50:11,541 --> 00:50:13,208
Oh, he is the most
miserable soldier!

1008
00:50:13,276 --> 00:50:15,677
That's right, and... And if he
see Murph playing the general,

1009
00:50:15,745 --> 00:50:17,146
psst! Poof! Boom! Fini!

1010
00:50:17,213 --> 00:50:18,280
I'm just kaput, like I said.

1011
00:50:18,348 --> 00:50:19,281
Remember, I told you?

1012
00:50:19,349 --> 00:50:20,449
That's right. Eh?

1013
00:50:20,517 --> 00:50:21,783
She got it, she got it.

1014
00:50:21,851 --> 00:50:23,318
She got a cute sense of humor.

1015
00:50:23,386 --> 00:50:24,219
Oh, thanks, honey.

1016
00:50:25,721 --> 00:50:26,755
Yeah, I need one, too.

1017
00:50:26,822 --> 00:50:27,923
Make it for 3.

1018
00:50:27,990 --> 00:50:29,158
Oh, man!

1019
00:50:29,225 --> 00:50:30,059
Merci.

1020
00:50:31,194 --> 00:50:32,261
Hey, I don't know
what you're saying,

1021
00:50:32,328 --> 00:50:33,295
but here's to you.

1022
00:50:33,363 --> 00:50:34,463
Vive la France.

1023
00:50:34,531 --> 00:50:35,497
A vous.

1024
00:50:35,565 --> 00:50:37,399
Hey, I better get my jacket.

1025
00:50:37,467 --> 00:50:38,633
Relax, honey.

1026
00:50:38,701 --> 00:50:40,569
I'm going to get you
something to eat right now.

1027
00:50:40,636 --> 00:50:42,237
Yes sirree!

1028
00:50:42,305 --> 00:50:43,838
Here you are...

1029
00:50:43,906 --> 00:50:45,374
And this is the loser.

1030
00:50:45,442 --> 00:50:46,275
Now...

1031
00:50:50,713 --> 00:50:51,580
What are you doing?

1032
00:50:51,647 --> 00:50:53,115
Fixing your girl
something to eat.

1033
00:50:53,183 --> 00:50:54,216
What do you think I'm doing?

1034
00:50:54,284 --> 00:50:55,951
My girl? Oh, now, here.

1035
00:50:56,018 --> 00:50:57,752
Well, I always operate
under the assumption

1036
00:50:57,820 --> 00:50:59,688
if they're not mine,
they must be yours.

1037
00:50:59,755 --> 00:51:01,756
Well, considering what's
been going on around here,

1038
00:51:01,824 --> 00:51:03,358
that's a pretty
silly thing to say.

1039
00:51:03,426 --> 00:51:04,460
Sorry, sir.

1040
00:51:04,527 --> 00:51:05,794
Yeah, spreading
rumors like that

1041
00:51:05,861 --> 00:51:08,197
is what gives
soldiers a bad name.

1042
00:51:08,264 --> 00:51:10,999
Shh shh. Never mind. Don't...
don't bother to answer.

1043
00:51:11,067 --> 00:51:11,933
Now... ahem.

1044
00:51:13,169 --> 00:51:15,604
Well, outside of our
recent problem,

1045
00:51:15,671 --> 00:51:16,972
what have you been doing?

1046
00:51:23,246 --> 00:51:25,380
Vous nuts.

1047
00:51:25,448 --> 00:51:26,815
What?

1048
00:51:26,882 --> 00:51:27,782
Parle bon?

1049
00:51:30,353 --> 00:51:32,454
Tsk. Oh, you...

1050
00:51:32,522 --> 00:51:33,855
What else did you teach her?

1051
00:51:33,923 --> 00:51:35,357
Oh...

1052
00:51:35,425 --> 00:51:36,925
You know, you know.

1053
00:51:36,993 --> 00:51:39,228
Yes. Oh, yes, I know.

1054
00:51:39,295 --> 00:51:42,164
Yeah, my... my pal.

1055
00:51:42,232 --> 00:51:44,733
Pay no attention to him.
Maybe he'll go away.

1056
00:51:46,302 --> 00:51:47,969
That's right.

1057
00:51:48,037 --> 00:51:50,005
Hey, where did you say
those tanks were?

1058
00:51:50,072 --> 00:51:51,406
In a clump of trees,
near the road.

1059
00:51:51,474 --> 00:51:53,675
Why, shouldn't I have
said that, general?

1060
00:51:53,743 --> 00:51:55,611
I got to get them someplace
where they'll do some good

1061
00:51:55,678 --> 00:51:57,112
when those jokers attack.

1062
00:51:57,180 --> 00:51:58,847
Well, you better eat first.

1063
00:52:01,584 --> 00:52:02,684
Excuse me, sir.

1064
00:52:02,752 --> 00:52:03,752
Yeah?

1065
00:52:03,819 --> 00:52:04,953
Derby, the medic wants to know

1066
00:52:05,021 --> 00:52:06,021
if that chow's ready.

1067
00:52:06,088 --> 00:52:07,289
Take it away.

1068
00:52:12,862 --> 00:52:14,463
General, I wonder
if I'd have time

1069
00:52:14,531 --> 00:52:16,165
to get a bite to eat.
I'm mighty hungry.

1070
00:52:16,232 --> 00:52:17,999
No, we'll get some
C-rations on the way.

1071
00:52:18,067 --> 00:52:19,468
C-rations?

1072
00:52:22,238 --> 00:52:24,206
Corporal, I don't think
you quite realize

1073
00:52:24,274 --> 00:52:26,107
the years of research and
the millions of dollars

1074
00:52:26,176 --> 00:52:27,742
that went into the
development of the...

1075
00:52:27,810 --> 00:52:29,711
Completely balanced C-ration.

1076
00:52:29,779 --> 00:52:31,746
Well... you've got
me all wrong, sir.

1077
00:52:31,814 --> 00:52:33,549
I... I'm one of the
few guys in the army

1078
00:52:33,616 --> 00:52:35,250
that really loves that stuff.

1079
00:52:35,318 --> 00:52:37,619
Yes, sir. I...
Why, lots of times

1080
00:52:37,687 --> 00:52:40,222
I traded my cookies and...
and candies from home

1081
00:52:40,290 --> 00:52:42,457
to the other men for
their C-rations, sir.

1082
00:52:42,525 --> 00:52:45,327
Well, boy, you've just earned
yourself a piece of chicken.

1083
00:52:45,395 --> 00:52:46,495
Thank you, sir!

1084
00:52:46,563 --> 00:52:47,596
Yeah.

1085
00:52:47,664 --> 00:52:49,831
Here, take this along
from me, will you?

1086
00:52:49,899 --> 00:52:51,032
Yes, sir.

1087
00:52:52,168 --> 00:52:53,702
He belongs.

1088
00:52:57,440 --> 00:52:59,541
I'll be back in
a little while.

1089
00:53:02,845 --> 00:53:04,179
You know...

1090
00:53:04,247 --> 00:53:05,847
If she's my girl,
like you say,

1091
00:53:05,915 --> 00:53:07,616
I don't see her
alone very often.

1092
00:53:11,287 --> 00:53:13,121
If you can tell
me one thing...

1093
00:53:13,189 --> 00:53:15,390
I repeat... one thing...

1094
00:53:15,458 --> 00:53:17,058
That you could
say to her alone

1095
00:53:17,126 --> 00:53:19,127
that you couldn't say
to her in front of me

1096
00:53:19,195 --> 00:53:21,597
and 20 other people in this
room, then I'll clear out.

1097
00:53:21,664 --> 00:53:23,732
Derby: Go ahead.

1098
00:53:23,799 --> 00:53:25,967
Can't think of one thing?

1099
00:53:26,035 --> 00:53:27,135
Half-thing?

1100
00:53:30,473 --> 00:53:33,675
Mm-hmm. Then, you'll
excuse me, all right?

1101
00:53:41,284 --> 00:53:42,584
Bonne chance.

1102
00:53:51,794 --> 00:53:55,196
You're better off when you
keep your mouth shut... sir.

1103
00:54:02,238 --> 00:54:04,038
And then...

1104
00:54:04,106 --> 00:54:06,708
Just as it looked
like all was lost,

1105
00:54:06,776 --> 00:54:08,744
Hannibal brought
up his elephants,

1106
00:54:08,811 --> 00:54:12,213
and using them just the
way we use tanks today,

1107
00:54:12,282 --> 00:54:13,515
drew them into the battle...

1108
00:54:13,583 --> 00:54:15,850
And in a matter of minutes,

1109
00:54:15,918 --> 00:54:18,219
the tide of combat had turned,

1110
00:54:18,288 --> 00:54:20,289
and Hannibal won the day,

1111
00:54:20,356 --> 00:54:23,292
thus laying down the
pattern for tank warfare

1112
00:54:23,359 --> 00:54:25,927
hundreds of years
before even the advent

1113
00:54:25,995 --> 00:54:28,263
of the first tank.

1114
00:54:28,331 --> 00:54:31,199
You memorized this all out
of a book, didn't you?

1115
00:54:31,267 --> 00:54:33,067
Well... Yes, sir, uh...

1116
00:54:34,470 --> 00:54:36,371
I did do an awful lot
of reading, general.

1117
00:54:36,439 --> 00:54:38,807
Hmm. No time for
anything else, huh?

1118
00:54:38,874 --> 00:54:40,309
Well...

1119
00:54:40,376 --> 00:54:42,143
When I was reading that
book about Hannibal

1120
00:54:42,211 --> 00:54:45,480
I was a little too young
to think of girls.

1121
00:54:45,548 --> 00:54:47,982
Then you must have started
reading awful young.

1122
00:54:48,050 --> 00:54:49,618
Yes, sir,

1123
00:54:49,686 --> 00:54:52,721
but, general, I've learned an
awful lot about them since,

1124
00:54:52,789 --> 00:54:55,490
and you'd be surprised. Why, since
I've been in this uniform...

1125
00:54:55,558 --> 00:54:58,059
Oh, please. These
intimate, uh...

1126
00:54:58,127 --> 00:55:00,895
Sordid confessions upset
me very much, you know.

1127
00:55:00,963 --> 00:55:02,764
Sir, I wasn't going to
say anything that...

1128
00:55:02,832 --> 00:55:04,199
It's all right.

1129
00:55:30,793 --> 00:55:32,561
Man: Get that
tank in position.

1130
00:55:48,043 --> 00:55:49,845
Murphy: This bridge
hold a German tank?

1131
00:55:50,913 --> 00:55:51,980
Yes, I think so, sir.

1132
00:55:52,047 --> 00:55:53,014
Unless they thought
it was mined.

1133
00:55:53,082 --> 00:55:53,982
Then they'd have
to go around it.

1134
00:55:54,049 --> 00:55:55,216
Their guns would be depressed.

1135
00:55:55,284 --> 00:55:56,518
They wouldn't be able
to get a shot at us.

1136
00:55:56,586 --> 00:55:58,720
Yeah, then there would
be a few seconds

1137
00:55:58,788 --> 00:56:01,122
when they came up this side
that they'd be belly-up to us

1138
00:56:01,190 --> 00:56:02,156
and we'd really have
them, wouldn't we, sir?

1139
00:56:02,224 --> 00:56:03,492
Right. That's a good idea,

1140
00:56:03,559 --> 00:56:04,659
but we... we don't
have any mines.

1141
00:56:04,727 --> 00:56:05,960
Well, it wouldn't
have to be mined.

1142
00:56:06,028 --> 00:56:06,762
They just got to
think it's mined,

1143
00:56:06,829 --> 00:56:08,029
that's all.

1144
00:56:08,097 --> 00:56:09,163
Yeah, well, how's that, sir?

1145
00:56:09,231 --> 00:56:10,899
Well, why be
subtle about this?

1146
00:56:10,966 --> 00:56:13,334
Why don't we have a
sign painted in German

1147
00:56:13,403 --> 00:56:14,770
saying "Bridge Mined,"

1148
00:56:14,837 --> 00:56:16,371
and we'll set it up on
the other side, huh?

1149
00:56:16,439 --> 00:56:17,773
Put up a sign, sir?

1150
00:56:17,840 --> 00:56:19,574
Yeah, why not? What
have we got to lose?

1151
00:56:19,642 --> 00:56:21,042
Come to think of it,
lieutenant, what would you do

1152
00:56:21,110 --> 00:56:22,343
if you suddenly
came on a bridge

1153
00:56:22,412 --> 00:56:24,946
that had a sign on it
that said it was mined?

1154
00:56:25,014 --> 00:56:26,681
Well, I... I'd
hesitate a long time.

1155
00:56:26,749 --> 00:56:28,583
There you are! Maybe
it's a phony,

1156
00:56:28,651 --> 00:56:30,419
but who's going to take a
chance at finding out?

1157
00:56:30,486 --> 00:56:32,854
Like the general says, "what
have we got to lose?"

1158
00:56:32,922 --> 00:56:34,289
Well, I can handle it, sir.

1159
00:56:34,356 --> 00:56:35,891
I've run into lots of their
signs in the last two years.

1160
00:56:35,958 --> 00:56:37,258
All right. You do that.

1161
00:56:37,326 --> 00:56:38,593
Is this the only way
they can cross, sir?

1162
00:56:38,661 --> 00:56:40,194
No, there's a natural crossing

1163
00:56:40,262 --> 00:56:41,262
about a mile up there.

1164
00:56:41,330 --> 00:56:43,031
They'll probably try
to come both places.

1165
00:56:43,098 --> 00:56:44,299
We got anything there
to stop them with, sir?

1166
00:56:44,366 --> 00:56:45,700
Oh, we will have.

1167
00:56:45,768 --> 00:56:47,101
Now, here's how I
want you to do:

1168
00:56:47,169 --> 00:56:48,603
Get your tanks in these
two buildings here.

1169
00:56:48,671 --> 00:56:50,204
That way we'll cover both
sides of that bridge.

1170
00:56:50,272 --> 00:56:51,272
Yes, sir.

1171
00:57:02,084 --> 00:57:04,519
Murphy: All right, you men!
Come over here!

1172
00:57:26,943 --> 00:57:28,844
Well... tsk.

1173
00:57:28,911 --> 00:57:31,045
You've, uh, finally
reached the point

1174
00:57:31,113 --> 00:57:32,447
where you're going
to have to start

1175
00:57:32,515 --> 00:57:34,415
paying the government
back for all those months

1176
00:57:34,484 --> 00:57:37,953
of riotous living you've
been enjoying now...

1177
00:57:38,020 --> 00:57:40,489
Yeah, it isn't
very funny, is it?

1178
00:57:41,691 --> 00:57:42,958
No...

1179
00:57:43,025 --> 00:57:44,693
Well, look, uh...

1180
00:57:44,760 --> 00:57:46,194
You know the situation...

1181
00:57:46,261 --> 00:57:47,562
Certainly as well as I do...

1182
00:57:47,630 --> 00:57:49,464
And you know it's pretty bad,

1183
00:57:49,532 --> 00:57:50,999
but, you know, let's
not kid ourselves.

1184
00:57:51,066 --> 00:57:52,534
It could be a lot worse.

1185
00:57:52,602 --> 00:57:55,537
Now, we have one thing...
one thing in our favor,

1186
00:57:55,605 --> 00:57:57,539
and that is that the Germans
didn't quite realize

1187
00:57:57,607 --> 00:57:59,875
just how bad the
situation was here.

1188
00:57:59,942 --> 00:58:01,676
If they did realize it,
they weren't in a position

1189
00:58:01,744 --> 00:58:03,177
to take advantage
of it just as...

1190
00:58:03,245 --> 00:58:05,079
Soon as they should have...

1191
00:58:05,147 --> 00:58:07,849
So... for every minute
that we can hold them up

1192
00:58:07,917 --> 00:58:09,551
once they get started,

1193
00:58:09,619 --> 00:58:11,887
that's good for us and
it's bad for them.

1194
00:58:11,954 --> 00:58:13,855
How soon do you think we
can expect some help, sir?

1195
00:58:13,923 --> 00:58:15,757
I don't know, lieutenant,

1196
00:58:15,825 --> 00:58:18,927
but I... I do know that no
sector stays out of contact

1197
00:58:18,995 --> 00:58:20,395
with division
headquarters too long

1198
00:58:20,462 --> 00:58:21,997
before they finally send
somebody to find out

1199
00:58:22,064 --> 00:58:23,932
just what's the matter...

1200
00:58:24,000 --> 00:58:27,268
So the only trick that
we've got to pull is to...

1201
00:58:27,336 --> 00:58:30,104
Is to be here when they
finally get to us.

1202
00:58:36,211 --> 00:58:37,646
Guard him.

1203
00:58:37,713 --> 00:58:39,480
Sir?

1204
00:58:39,549 --> 00:58:41,249
Where'd you get him?

1205
00:58:41,316 --> 00:58:44,085
Well, sir, talk about people
who think north is south.

1206
00:58:44,153 --> 00:58:46,187
We picked him up cruising
leisurely down the road

1207
00:58:46,255 --> 00:58:48,356
like he was on his way
over to see his girl,

1208
00:58:48,424 --> 00:58:50,926
which, it later
turned out, he was.

1209
00:58:50,993 --> 00:58:52,193
Where'd he think he was?

1210
00:58:52,261 --> 00:58:54,029
He thought he was on that
main highway to Paris.

1211
00:58:54,096 --> 00:58:57,198
That's about 25 miles behind
the present German lines.

1212
00:58:57,266 --> 00:59:00,401
Anyway, sir, I, uh... I thought
I should get over here

1213
00:59:00,469 --> 00:59:02,037
with something that slipped out
while I was questioning him.

1214
00:59:02,104 --> 00:59:03,038
Yeah, what's that?

1215
00:59:03,105 --> 00:59:04,873
Well, sir, he let slip

1216
00:59:04,941 --> 00:59:06,808
that there's some type of
German tank unit moving in

1217
00:59:06,876 --> 00:59:08,610
about 3 miles further
up this road.

1218
00:59:08,678 --> 00:59:09,878
He say how many?

1219
00:59:09,946 --> 00:59:11,646
No, sir. As soon as he
realized what he said,

1220
00:59:11,714 --> 00:59:13,949
he... forgot how
to speak English.

1221
00:59:17,720 --> 00:59:19,387
Heh. If you'd like, sir,

1222
00:59:19,455 --> 00:59:20,855
I'll take a man and go in there
and see what he's got...

1223
00:59:20,923 --> 00:59:22,323
No, no, no. I need you here.

1224
00:59:23,926 --> 00:59:25,961
Don't you think someone
should go, sir?

1225
00:59:26,028 --> 00:59:28,964
Yeah, someone will. I will.

1226
00:59:29,031 --> 00:59:30,899
Well, general,

1227
00:59:30,967 --> 00:59:33,034
if I may be
excused, sir, uh...

1228
00:59:33,102 --> 00:59:34,769
Well, I just don't
think it's right

1229
00:59:34,837 --> 00:59:36,671
for someone with your years
of background and training

1230
00:59:36,739 --> 00:59:38,607
to... to risk your
life doing a job

1231
00:59:38,674 --> 00:59:41,710
that just any noncom or
enlisted man could do, sir.

1232
00:59:41,777 --> 00:59:46,047
"Just any noncom," did
you say, lieutenant?

1233
00:59:46,115 --> 00:59:47,682
Do you mean to tell
me that you've been

1234
00:59:47,750 --> 00:59:50,118
in the army for more than a week
and you have not yet learned

1235
00:59:50,185 --> 00:59:52,754
that the noncommissioned
officer just happens

1236
00:59:52,822 --> 00:59:55,657
to be the very backbone and
foundation of this army?

1237
00:59:55,725 --> 00:59:57,125
Well, sir, I...

1238
00:59:57,192 --> 00:59:58,793
It's all right.

1239
00:59:58,861 --> 01:00:00,662
It's a good thing the rest of
these men here understand it

1240
01:00:00,730 --> 01:00:02,230
even though you don't.

1241
01:00:02,297 --> 01:00:03,698
I do understand it, sir.

1242
01:00:03,766 --> 01:00:05,634
I just forgot for a minute.

1243
01:00:05,701 --> 01:00:06,735
You forgot?

1244
01:00:06,802 --> 01:00:09,370
Well, no, sir. I mean...

1245
01:00:09,438 --> 01:00:13,307
All right. We'll forget
this lapse for the moment,

1246
01:00:13,375 --> 01:00:16,745
but I hope I can keep
it off your record.

1247
01:00:16,812 --> 01:00:18,647
Oh, thank you, sir. You'll
never regret it, sir.

1248
01:00:18,714 --> 01:00:19,848
Ah.

1249
01:00:19,915 --> 01:00:21,650
Just one more last
word, lieutenant.

1250
01:00:21,717 --> 01:00:23,251
Yes, sir.

1251
01:00:23,318 --> 01:00:27,288
If it should ever
be your decision

1252
01:00:27,356 --> 01:00:31,225
as to whether to
sacrifice, say, a general

1253
01:00:31,293 --> 01:00:33,594
or, um... say, a
Master Sergeant...

1254
01:00:33,663 --> 01:00:35,196
I'll sacrifice the
general every time, sir.

1255
01:00:35,264 --> 01:00:36,264
Ha ha ha ha!

1256
01:00:36,331 --> 01:00:37,732
I didn't mean that, sir.

1257
01:00:37,800 --> 01:00:38,767
You didn't? Yes, sir.

1258
01:00:38,834 --> 01:00:39,734
You did? Yes, sir.

1259
01:00:39,802 --> 01:00:41,770
You did. Yes, sir.

1260
01:00:41,837 --> 01:00:43,204
All right. Come here.

1261
01:00:45,074 --> 01:00:46,407
I suppose that you've
noticed on your map

1262
01:00:46,475 --> 01:00:47,742
there are only two places
that the Germans might cross.

1263
01:00:47,810 --> 01:00:49,277
These tanks will take
care of this one.

1264
01:00:49,344 --> 01:00:50,611
The other one's up to you.

1265
01:00:50,680 --> 01:00:52,047
Yes, sir.

1266
01:00:52,114 --> 01:00:53,782
Were you able to
find any bazookas?

1267
01:00:53,849 --> 01:00:55,717
One sir. I've got a man out who thinks
he knows where there's another.

1268
01:00:55,785 --> 01:00:57,251
If you'll excuse me, sir,

1269
01:00:57,319 --> 01:00:58,687
I'll go fix up
that German sign.

1270
01:00:58,754 --> 01:01:00,254
You do that, will you? Thanks.

1271
01:01:00,322 --> 01:01:02,256
Say, you know, it
might be a good idea

1272
01:01:02,324 --> 01:01:04,292
for me to take along
somebody who speaks German

1273
01:01:04,359 --> 01:01:06,194
just in case I
overhear something.

1274
01:01:06,261 --> 01:01:08,163
Anybody here speak German?

1275
01:01:08,230 --> 01:01:09,764
No, not you.

1276
01:01:09,832 --> 01:01:11,299
You probably speak
it too well.

1277
01:01:13,803 --> 01:01:15,203
There is a man with a unit
who sprechens Deutsch,

1278
01:01:15,270 --> 01:01:16,705
general, if I can find him.

1279
01:01:16,772 --> 01:01:18,206
Find. Well, send for him.

1280
01:01:18,273 --> 01:01:19,774
Go back up in that grove

1281
01:01:19,842 --> 01:01:21,142
and see if you can find
Private Orville Hutchmeyer.

1282
01:01:21,210 --> 01:01:22,711
Yes, sir.

1283
01:01:22,778 --> 01:01:24,746
You! You move one
foot to the rear,

1284
01:01:24,814 --> 01:01:26,614
and I'll court martial
you, so help me.

1285
01:01:26,682 --> 01:01:28,316
Sir?

1286
01:01:28,383 --> 01:01:30,284
Do you mean to tell me
that you've got a man

1287
01:01:30,352 --> 01:01:32,153
running around this sector
you don't know where he is?

1288
01:01:32,221 --> 01:01:33,955
Well, sir...

1289
01:01:34,023 --> 01:01:36,290
Never mind that. We just can't spare
anybody from this unit right now.

1290
01:01:36,358 --> 01:01:39,094
You understand? All right.
Carry on, lieutenant.

1291
01:01:42,331 --> 01:01:44,099
Let's go, man.
Come on, let's go!

1292
01:02:05,921 --> 01:02:07,122
I got to talk to you, general.

1293
01:02:07,189 --> 01:02:08,857
Yeah, what is it?

1294
01:02:08,924 --> 01:02:10,225
Alone, sir. This is
top drawer stuff.

1295
01:02:10,292 --> 01:02:12,260
Take the jeep over
under those trees.

1296
01:02:12,327 --> 01:02:14,996
Let's not stand in the
middle of the road talking.

1297
01:02:15,064 --> 01:02:16,697
Well, what's the matter?

1298
01:02:16,766 --> 01:02:18,767
What's wrong with the
middle of the road?

1299
01:02:18,834 --> 01:02:20,301
Hutchmeyer. He's back
at the farmhouse

1300
01:02:20,369 --> 01:02:22,703
looking out that window that looks
up the middle of this road.

1301
01:02:22,772 --> 01:02:24,172
Now what's he
doing back there?

1302
01:02:24,240 --> 01:02:25,706
One guess.

1303
01:02:25,775 --> 01:02:27,242
You left her alone with him?

1304
01:02:27,309 --> 01:02:28,977
Relax. The minute she
saw him coming back,

1305
01:02:29,044 --> 01:02:31,712
she lit out for the woods like Jack
the Ripper was just showing up.

1306
01:02:31,781 --> 01:02:34,615
Well, I consider this
act of Hutchmeyer's

1307
01:02:34,683 --> 01:02:35,817
nothing but desertion in
the face of enemy fire.

1308
01:02:35,885 --> 01:02:37,085
Well spoken, general.

1309
01:02:37,153 --> 01:02:39,287
Yes. I mean, yeah, well...

1310
01:02:39,354 --> 01:02:40,822
Why can't he stay out
here in the fresh air

1311
01:02:40,890 --> 01:02:42,223
where there's a chance
of him getting shot

1312
01:02:42,291 --> 01:02:43,724
along with the rest of us?

1313
01:02:43,793 --> 01:02:45,326
I suggested the same thing,

1314
01:02:45,394 --> 01:02:47,095
but I must have seemed
a little too anxious.

1315
01:02:48,831 --> 01:02:50,265
Hey, how do you like that?

1316
01:02:50,332 --> 01:02:51,766
Here I am, I'm a general,

1317
01:02:51,834 --> 01:02:53,268
and I can't get back
into my own command post

1318
01:02:53,335 --> 01:02:55,703
because I'm afraid some
private's going to tell on me.

1319
01:02:55,771 --> 01:02:57,672
Well, that's a switch.

1320
01:02:57,739 --> 01:02:59,040
What? No, thanks.

1321
01:03:04,847 --> 01:03:09,284
You know, here I am
impersonating a man

1322
01:03:09,351 --> 01:03:13,721
with one of the finest,
one of the most honorable

1323
01:03:13,789 --> 01:03:16,191
records in the whole army.

1324
01:03:16,258 --> 01:03:18,159
And now because of
what I've done,

1325
01:03:18,227 --> 01:03:19,928
all that's at stake.

1326
01:03:22,031 --> 01:03:23,731
You know, it could turn
out that the only thing

1327
01:03:23,799 --> 01:03:25,266
that he'll be remembered for

1328
01:03:25,334 --> 01:03:28,236
is the way I conduct
myself this afternoon.

1329
01:03:32,875 --> 01:03:35,476
I didn't think about that
until it was too late.

1330
01:03:35,544 --> 01:03:38,713
Well, I hate to be an
I-told-you-so guy,

1331
01:03:38,780 --> 01:03:40,281
but I remember way
back this afternoon

1332
01:03:40,349 --> 01:03:42,550
when you came up with this
whole foul ball idea.

1333
01:03:42,617 --> 01:03:44,285
All right, all right.
What are you...

1334
01:03:44,353 --> 01:03:46,154
Ok, general. If you want
to stifle free speech,

1335
01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:47,788
go right ahead,

1336
01:03:47,857 --> 01:03:49,623
only I was led to believe
that's what we're fighting for.

1337
01:03:49,691 --> 01:03:51,592
I'm trying to think.
Will you just...

1338
01:03:53,195 --> 01:03:55,230
Man...

1339
01:03:55,297 --> 01:03:58,733
Boy, I wonder what's
holding the Jerries up.

1340
01:03:58,800 --> 01:04:01,169
I've never seen them muff a
chance like this before.

1341
01:04:01,237 --> 01:04:02,703
They better get
started pretty quick.

1342
01:04:02,771 --> 01:04:04,605
They're going to run
out of daylight.

1343
01:04:15,885 --> 01:04:18,119
I'm glad Simone's safe
over in those woods.

1344
01:04:20,356 --> 01:04:23,457
However, I'm afraid we must
reluctantly bid farewell

1345
01:04:23,525 --> 01:04:26,160
to our good friend Private
Orville Hutchmeyer.

1346
01:04:26,228 --> 01:04:28,129
Ha! You want to bet?

1347
01:04:28,197 --> 01:04:29,764
Look.

1348
01:04:41,510 --> 01:04:44,212
Wonder where he was
during the last Olympics.

1349
01:04:44,280 --> 01:04:46,281
Yeah, no wonder
he stays alive.

1350
01:04:46,348 --> 01:04:48,582
He can outpedal anything
they can shoot at him.

1351
01:04:50,252 --> 01:04:52,520
Come on, let's go.

1352
01:04:52,587 --> 01:04:54,055
Back to the bridge!

1353
01:05:02,731 --> 01:05:05,333
Man: Come on! Get
out of there!

1354
01:05:14,743 --> 01:05:18,146
All right, get ready.
They'll be right behind us.

1355
01:05:38,300 --> 01:05:39,800
Here they come.

1356
01:05:44,806 --> 01:05:46,240
I'm going to let them
get right on top of us

1357
01:05:46,308 --> 01:05:47,775
before we open up on them.

1358
01:05:47,843 --> 01:05:49,277
I don't want anybody getting
jumpy and giving us away.

1359
01:05:49,345 --> 01:05:50,578
That goes for everybody,
you understand?

1360
01:05:50,645 --> 01:05:52,146
Yes, sir.

1361
01:05:52,214 --> 01:05:53,747
Corporal sellers? Yes, sir.

1362
01:05:53,815 --> 01:05:55,749
I want to use the radio, so
get over to that other tank

1363
01:05:55,817 --> 01:05:57,585
and give them the same instructions
I gave the lieutenant.

1364
01:05:57,652 --> 01:05:58,853
Yes, sir.

1365
01:05:58,920 --> 01:06:00,654
General, what if these
particular Germans of ours

1366
01:06:00,722 --> 01:06:02,156
can't read or don't
believe in signs?

1367
01:06:02,224 --> 01:06:04,225
You believe in signs,
don't you, Derby?

1368
01:06:04,293 --> 01:06:07,161
If this thing works, it's sure going
to change our thinking about warfare.

1369
01:06:07,229 --> 01:06:09,197
We'll just plaster the
battlefield with signs.

1370
01:06:09,264 --> 01:06:10,664
"Surrender" here,
"Drop Dead" there,

1371
01:06:10,732 --> 01:06:12,600
and everybody will
line up to do it.

1372
01:06:12,667 --> 01:06:14,168
That's right.

1373
01:06:14,236 --> 01:06:15,836
They're getting close, sir.

1374
01:06:15,904 --> 01:06:19,240
Let's give them a good
old-fashioned surprise party.

1375
01:06:20,575 --> 01:06:21,909
I'm getting worried, sir.

1376
01:06:21,977 --> 01:06:23,277
What?

1377
01:06:23,345 --> 01:06:25,546
I'm wondering if I
spelled that sign right.

1378
01:06:25,614 --> 01:06:28,216
It's a fine time
to think about it.

1379
01:06:28,283 --> 01:06:30,051
I wish he hadn't said that.

1380
01:07:22,204 --> 01:07:23,137
Fire!

1381
01:07:29,211 --> 01:07:30,344
Hold it.

1382
01:07:53,168 --> 01:07:54,502
It worked.

1383
01:08:15,690 --> 01:08:16,690
Sir.

1384
01:08:16,758 --> 01:08:18,025
Don't you think...

1385
01:08:28,203 --> 01:08:29,203
Now!

1386
01:08:40,215 --> 01:08:42,049
Go get them!

1387
01:09:31,733 --> 01:09:34,068
Get that stuff off the tube.

1388
01:09:38,273 --> 01:09:39,674
Get over to the other side

1389
01:09:39,741 --> 01:09:41,342
before they catch
us down here.

1390
01:09:41,410 --> 01:09:42,610
Pass the word to
the other tank.

1391
01:09:42,678 --> 01:09:43,544
Yes, sir.

1392
01:09:51,253 --> 01:09:52,386
Where's General Lane?

1393
01:09:52,454 --> 01:09:54,255
Down there with the tanks.

1394
01:10:13,342 --> 01:10:15,776
You know, sir, we're going to be
hit with more tanks any minute.

1395
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:18,078
This time, we're going to
be no surprise to them.

1396
01:10:23,852 --> 01:10:25,819
General Lane!
General Lane, sir!

1397
01:10:25,887 --> 01:10:27,755
I have a message from
Lieutenant Clayton.

1398
01:10:27,822 --> 01:10:29,823
We got hit by 4 tanks, sir.

1399
01:10:29,891 --> 01:10:31,792
Lieutenant said to
tell you they hit us

1400
01:10:31,860 --> 01:10:34,328
at just the same spot
you thought they would.

1401
01:10:34,396 --> 01:10:36,830
Anyway, we knocked out
two of them, sir,

1402
01:10:36,898 --> 01:10:38,766
but two more broke through and
they're headed right this way.

1403
01:10:38,833 --> 01:10:40,268
Which way are
they coming from?

1404
01:10:40,335 --> 01:10:41,835
The last time we saw them,

1405
01:10:41,903 --> 01:10:43,337
they were right along
the creekbed, sir.

1406
01:10:43,405 --> 01:10:44,805
They could be showing
up at any time.

1407
01:10:44,873 --> 01:10:46,774
I guess we could pull
one tank out of here

1408
01:10:46,841 --> 01:10:48,509
and go meet them, sir.

1409
01:10:48,577 --> 01:10:50,611
No, I want them both here, but move that
one back a couple of hundred yards.

1410
01:10:50,679 --> 01:10:52,045
Yes, sir.

1411
01:10:55,950 --> 01:11:00,220
It looks like we're going to
have to do this ourselves.

1412
01:11:00,289 --> 01:11:02,923
But we're going to
need another man, sir.

1413
01:11:02,991 --> 01:11:04,625
Yeah.

1414
01:11:04,693 --> 01:11:06,527
Corporal sellers!

1415
01:11:08,263 --> 01:11:10,130
Now, wait a minute, boys.

1416
01:11:10,198 --> 01:11:11,832
I'm only one man.

1417
01:11:11,900 --> 01:11:15,603
A good man, but only one man.

1418
01:11:15,671 --> 01:11:17,838
Corporal sellers!

1419
01:11:17,906 --> 01:11:19,774
Right here, sir.

1420
01:11:19,841 --> 01:11:21,175
Those guys keep shooting
at you all the time.

1421
01:11:21,242 --> 01:11:22,643
Just stay with me.

1422
01:11:22,711 --> 01:11:23,778
Yes, sir.

1423
01:11:23,845 --> 01:11:25,212
Report back to
lieutenant Clayton

1424
01:11:25,280 --> 01:11:26,647
and give him our position.

1425
01:11:26,715 --> 01:11:27,715
Yes, sir.

1426
01:11:27,783 --> 01:11:29,216
You men, give me your helmets.

1427
01:11:29,284 --> 01:11:30,818
Helmets? Get them off!

1428
01:11:30,885 --> 01:11:32,252
Keep your line and
unfasten your straps!

1429
01:11:32,321 --> 01:11:33,821
You two fill them with mud.

1430
01:11:33,888 --> 01:11:35,790
May I ask what the general
intends to do with them?

1431
01:11:35,857 --> 01:11:37,658
We're going to capture
a couple of tanks.

1432
01:11:37,726 --> 01:11:38,659
Oh.

1433
01:11:38,727 --> 01:11:40,294
Yes, sir.

1434
01:11:40,362 --> 01:11:42,262
All right, let's go, let's go.

1435
01:11:42,331 --> 01:11:43,731
Hurry up with that mud.

1436
01:11:43,799 --> 01:11:45,232
Corporal, how do you
figure to capture tanks

1437
01:11:45,300 --> 01:11:46,767
with helmets and mud, huh?

1438
01:11:46,835 --> 01:11:48,703
That's easy, sir. We
do it all the time.

1439
01:11:48,770 --> 01:11:49,704
Murphy: Derby!

1440
01:11:49,771 --> 01:11:51,038
Coming, sir.

1441
01:11:55,344 --> 01:11:56,610
All right, you heard
him the same as I did.

1442
01:11:56,678 --> 01:11:58,045
Now take cover.

1443
01:12:00,749 --> 01:12:02,750
You got it straight in
your mind how this goes?

1444
01:12:02,818 --> 01:12:07,655
Yes, sir, but have you ever heard
of this thing actually working?

1445
01:12:07,723 --> 01:12:09,357
Heard of it working?

1446
01:12:09,424 --> 01:12:11,859
We knocked out so many tanks all
over North Africa and Sicily

1447
01:12:11,926 --> 01:12:13,661
with this system, some people are
giving us full credit for the victory.

1448
01:12:13,729 --> 01:12:15,195
Yeah, some people.

1449
01:12:15,263 --> 01:12:17,297
The ones that didn't know
what they were talking about.

1450
01:12:17,366 --> 01:12:19,734
Oh, yeah? I heard General
Lane say on many occasion...

1451
01:12:19,801 --> 01:12:21,702
I mean, well, didn't you, sir?

1452
01:12:21,770 --> 01:12:23,704
Exactly my words, corporal.

1453
01:12:23,772 --> 01:12:25,205
Sure. I remember it very well.

1454
01:12:25,273 --> 01:12:27,541
That's what the general said.

1455
01:12:30,712 --> 01:12:31,579
Wait.

1456
01:12:33,281 --> 01:12:35,249
Now they should come
over that rise there,

1457
01:12:35,316 --> 01:12:37,485
cruising along with
their hatches open.

1458
01:12:37,552 --> 01:12:39,253
They usually open them
every chance they get.

1459
01:12:39,320 --> 01:12:40,788
Just before they get
to this tree here,

1460
01:12:40,856 --> 01:12:42,289
you open up on them,
you understand?

1461
01:12:42,357 --> 01:12:43,791
They'll batten down. That'll
take about 20 seconds.

1462
01:12:43,859 --> 01:12:45,292
In that 20 seconds, they're
about as blind as bats,

1463
01:12:45,360 --> 01:12:46,761
except for the periscope.
You understand?

1464
01:12:46,828 --> 01:12:48,228
How many periscopes
do they have, sir?

1465
01:12:48,296 --> 01:12:50,297
Never mind that.
That's our problem.

1466
01:12:50,365 --> 01:12:53,267
Now if there's any infantry
behind those tanks,

1467
01:12:53,334 --> 01:12:55,168
you take care of the
infantry, right?

1468
01:12:55,236 --> 01:12:57,638
Take care of the infantry?

1469
01:12:57,706 --> 01:12:59,172
Now, here.

1470
01:13:00,776 --> 01:13:03,210
You take cover behind
that log there.

1471
01:13:03,278 --> 01:13:05,178
Don't worry about a
thing, corporal.

1472
01:13:05,246 --> 01:13:07,281
It's going to be as easy
as kissing a pretty girl.

1473
01:13:07,348 --> 01:13:10,050
Then we're dead, sir, 'cause I
never had any luck there at all.

1474
01:13:12,454 --> 01:13:13,654
What a crock!

1475
01:13:13,722 --> 01:13:16,256
After all the dirty
fighting we been through.

1476
01:13:16,324 --> 01:13:18,125
We get a nice, safe headquarters
job, and what happens?

1477
01:13:18,192 --> 01:13:20,294
Here.

1478
01:13:20,361 --> 01:13:23,764
We can't wait until we get out here
again and get our heads blown off.

1479
01:13:23,832 --> 01:13:25,699
Well, if you're the stuff
that heroes are made of,

1480
01:13:25,767 --> 01:13:27,267
it'll come out one
way or another.

1481
01:13:27,335 --> 01:13:28,736
Don't look at me, pal.
I'm a devout coward.

1482
01:13:28,804 --> 01:13:30,137
That makes two of us.

1483
01:13:30,204 --> 01:13:31,806
Hey, Murph.

1484
01:13:31,873 --> 01:13:33,774
What are you going to
do when the war's over?

1485
01:13:33,842 --> 01:13:36,276
I figured on going in
business with you.

1486
01:13:36,344 --> 01:13:39,680
Oh, naturally, the business would
have to be basically dishonest.

1487
01:13:39,748 --> 01:13:40,648
Naturally.

1488
01:14:18,820 --> 01:14:20,554
Good luck.

1489
01:15:35,530 --> 01:15:37,531
Ha ha ha!

1490
01:16:05,193 --> 01:16:06,594
Are you all right?

1491
01:16:06,661 --> 01:16:08,596
Yeah.

1492
01:16:08,663 --> 01:16:11,364
Ha ha ha!

1493
01:16:11,432 --> 01:16:14,101
That was the craziest
thing I ever saw!

1494
01:16:14,168 --> 01:16:15,803
Aw, that was nothing.

1495
01:16:15,870 --> 01:16:18,072
One time, the general
and I were...

1496
01:16:19,741 --> 01:16:21,041
Look out!

1497
01:16:31,252 --> 01:16:33,153
All right, you heinies,
come on out of there!

1498
01:16:33,221 --> 01:16:34,755
Come on out!

1499
01:16:37,726 --> 01:16:39,493
Hey, that's Clayton.

1500
01:16:39,560 --> 01:16:41,996
Do you hear me?

1501
01:16:42,063 --> 01:16:44,064
Hey!

1502
01:16:48,269 --> 01:16:50,170
Wish I had a white
handkerchief.

1503
01:16:50,238 --> 01:16:51,705
I've got one, sir.

1504
01:16:51,773 --> 01:16:53,007
Huh? Oh.

1505
01:16:56,511 --> 01:16:58,112
I'll talk to them.

1506
01:17:05,654 --> 01:17:07,087
Hutchmeyer.

1507
01:17:07,155 --> 01:17:08,656
Here.

1508
01:17:08,723 --> 01:17:10,124
I'll wait down there.

1509
01:17:11,760 --> 01:17:13,226
Where's the general going?

1510
01:17:13,294 --> 01:17:15,162
No place, and he was never
with us, you understand?

1511
01:17:15,229 --> 01:17:18,032
What do you mean he
was never with us?

1512
01:17:19,734 --> 01:17:22,136
Tell them to come out
with their hands up.

1513
01:17:24,272 --> 01:17:26,040
Come on.

1514
01:17:30,812 --> 01:17:32,612
Well, if it ain't dopy Derby!

1515
01:17:32,681 --> 01:17:33,914
What?

1516
01:17:33,982 --> 01:17:36,116
You know that corporal
with General Lane.

1517
01:17:36,184 --> 01:17:37,051
Yeah.

1518
01:17:43,758 --> 01:17:45,325
Derby: Hold it, lieutenant.

1519
01:17:45,393 --> 01:17:46,626
Don't move another step, sir.

1520
01:17:46,695 --> 01:17:48,295
What?

1521
01:17:48,362 --> 01:17:50,597
We haven't had a chance to clear
the strip of mines yet, sir.

1522
01:17:50,665 --> 01:17:51,631
Mines?

1523
01:17:51,700 --> 01:17:53,701
Yes, sir, all over
this area, sir.

1524
01:17:53,768 --> 01:17:56,570
Up around the rise and all the
way around to the bend, sir.

1525
01:17:56,637 --> 01:18:00,708
What makes you think this
area is mined, corporal?

1526
01:18:00,775 --> 01:18:02,475
What makes you think
it isn't, lieutenant?

1527
01:18:04,179 --> 01:18:06,013
I see what you mean.

1528
01:18:06,081 --> 01:18:07,147
Yes, sir.

1529
01:18:07,215 --> 01:18:08,615
Derby, no kidding.
What's happening?

1530
01:18:08,683 --> 01:18:10,017
Shh!

1531
01:18:10,085 --> 01:18:11,618
I know that guy from way back.
He's up to something.

1532
01:18:11,686 --> 01:18:13,253
Oh, really, private?

1533
01:18:13,321 --> 01:18:15,723
Would you mind telling me
what possible ulterior motive

1534
01:18:15,790 --> 01:18:18,625
the corporal might have, outside of
trying to save our lives, of course?

1535
01:18:18,693 --> 01:18:20,227
For one thing, lieutenant...

1536
01:18:20,294 --> 01:18:21,895
That will be all, private!

1537
01:18:21,963 --> 01:18:24,131
A man of General Lane's caliber
simply wouldn't have a man around him

1538
01:18:24,199 --> 01:18:25,665
who couldn't be trusted.

1539
01:18:25,734 --> 01:18:27,267
Well, generals can
make mistakes, sir.

1540
01:18:27,335 --> 01:18:28,769
That's why they put
erasers on army pencils!

1541
01:18:28,837 --> 01:18:30,204
That is not why they put
them on there at all!

1542
01:18:30,271 --> 01:18:31,605
That's enough, private!

1543
01:18:31,672 --> 01:18:33,207
Yes, sir.

1544
01:18:33,274 --> 01:18:36,143
Where is the general
now, corporal?

1545
01:18:36,211 --> 01:18:39,246
The general, sir? He's down
there near the headquarters.

1546
01:18:39,313 --> 01:18:41,248
They got a phone, sir, on the
reconnoitering position.

1547
01:18:41,315 --> 01:18:43,183
I got to get near the
caramen and the asafer,

1548
01:18:43,251 --> 01:18:44,618
and I got to check the philby.

1549
01:18:44,685 --> 01:18:46,186
What did you say, corporal?

1550
01:18:46,254 --> 01:18:47,755
Lieutenant, can't you see...

1551
01:19:04,773 --> 01:19:07,507
Murph, let's get out of here.
Here's your chance!

1552
01:19:10,845 --> 01:19:13,013
Murph. Murph!

1553
01:19:23,424 --> 01:19:25,225
Lieutenant, the
general's been hit.

1554
01:19:25,293 --> 01:19:26,593
Get him to the first aid
station at the farmhouse.

1555
01:19:26,661 --> 01:19:28,195
Yes, sir.

1556
01:19:28,263 --> 01:19:29,763
Couple of you men,
give him a hand.

1557
01:19:29,831 --> 01:19:32,232
What are you trying
to do, smother him?

1558
01:19:32,300 --> 01:19:35,702
Beat it, junior. Give me
a hand here, will you?

1559
01:19:35,770 --> 01:19:38,105
I got to stop the
bleeding, don't I?

1560
01:19:38,173 --> 01:19:39,706
Is he hurt bad?

1561
01:19:39,774 --> 01:19:40,974
I don't know.

1562
01:19:41,042 --> 01:19:43,143
All right, men, let's
don't stand around.

1563
01:19:43,211 --> 01:19:44,678
Follow me!

1564
01:19:44,745 --> 01:19:47,047
Come on, corporal.
Come on, come on.

1565
01:19:54,755 --> 01:19:56,190
Corporal.

1566
01:19:56,257 --> 01:19:58,058
Corporal!

1567
01:19:59,760 --> 01:20:01,061
Corporal!

1568
01:20:02,463 --> 01:20:03,563
Corporal!

1569
01:20:05,766 --> 01:20:07,134
Corporal!

1570
01:20:08,803 --> 01:20:09,736
Oh, good.

1571
01:20:11,772 --> 01:20:13,506
Well, it's about time!

1572
01:20:13,574 --> 01:20:15,242
We got to get out of here.

1573
01:20:15,310 --> 01:20:17,577
Down, boy, down.
It's all over.

1574
01:20:17,645 --> 01:20:19,279
What, the war?

1575
01:20:19,347 --> 01:20:21,248
Our little hunk of it is,
for a minute, anyway.

1576
01:20:21,316 --> 01:20:22,916
I'm telling you, buddy,

1577
01:20:22,984 --> 01:20:24,784
taking that piece of shrapnel
in the head when you did

1578
01:20:24,853 --> 01:20:27,254
was the smartest thing you ever
pulled off in your whole life.

1579
01:20:27,322 --> 01:20:28,956
What are you talking about?

1580
01:20:29,023 --> 01:20:31,158
Well, we were bringing you back to
first aid, when a barrage starts up.

1581
01:20:31,226 --> 01:20:32,926
So Hutchmeyer dumps you...

1582
01:20:32,994 --> 01:20:34,761
Hutchmeyer? What did he say?
What did he say?

1583
01:20:34,829 --> 01:20:36,763
Strong as an ox,
that boy, Murph.

1584
01:20:36,831 --> 01:20:38,332
He carried you all the way.

1585
01:20:38,399 --> 01:20:40,234
You're not making any
sense at all right now.

1586
01:20:40,301 --> 01:20:42,236
Well, if you'll
just let me finish.

1587
01:20:42,303 --> 01:20:44,238
Hutch didn't know it
was you on account

1588
01:20:44,305 --> 01:20:46,340
of the bandage I slapped
across your face.

1589
01:20:46,407 --> 01:20:48,308
So after he dumps you in the
yard and he runs for cover,

1590
01:20:48,376 --> 01:20:50,277
Simone and I dragged you down
here, relieved you of your stars,

1591
01:20:50,345 --> 01:20:52,679
and hid you right
here in the corner.

1592
01:20:52,747 --> 01:20:54,214
Well, we got to
get back to work.

1593
01:20:54,282 --> 01:20:55,682
I told you it was all over.

1594
01:20:55,750 --> 01:20:57,184
That last barrage was ours.

1595
01:20:57,252 --> 01:20:59,186
Right behind that came
our relief column.

1596
01:20:59,254 --> 01:21:01,688
So I reported to the
colonel in charge

1597
01:21:01,756 --> 01:21:03,790
and told him about
General Lane's death.

1598
01:21:03,858 --> 01:21:08,228
They came down here and they took
him away, and that was that.

1599
01:21:08,296 --> 01:21:10,030
I must have really been out.

1600
01:21:10,098 --> 01:21:11,398
For the count. Easy.

1601
01:21:11,465 --> 01:21:13,066
Easy, Murph.

1602
01:21:18,739 --> 01:21:20,573
Thank you.

1603
01:21:24,379 --> 01:21:26,246
Wait a minute. What
about all those guys

1604
01:21:26,314 --> 01:21:28,282
that saw me as General Lane?

1605
01:21:28,349 --> 01:21:30,183
Stop worrying. They're on
their way back to a rest camp

1606
01:21:30,251 --> 01:21:31,684
with lieutenant Clayton.

1607
01:21:31,752 --> 01:21:33,220
I got to sit down.

1608
01:21:33,288 --> 01:21:34,821
You should have seen
the colonel, Murph.

1609
01:21:34,889 --> 01:21:37,224
He did everything but kiss
Clayton on both cheeks

1610
01:21:37,292 --> 01:21:38,658
for the brave and
inspired stand he made.

1611
01:21:38,726 --> 01:21:40,327
Ha ha ha!

1612
01:21:40,395 --> 01:21:42,796
Oh, and there's not much
doubt that General Lane

1613
01:21:42,863 --> 01:21:46,099
will be decorated for all the crazy
things you did this afternoon.

1614
01:21:47,735 --> 01:21:49,669
I'm glad.

1615
01:21:49,737 --> 01:21:51,171
To him.

1616
01:21:51,239 --> 01:21:53,040
Yeah.

1617
01:21:56,244 --> 01:21:58,245
So if you want a
medal for yourself,

1618
01:21:58,313 --> 01:22:01,181
you'll have to find another
spot and do it all over again.

1619
01:22:01,249 --> 01:22:04,184
Oh, no. You do it
all over again.

1620
01:22:04,252 --> 01:22:06,153
I'll borrow your medal.

1621
01:22:06,220 --> 01:22:09,022
Oh. Here's your gear.
Let's move.

1622
01:22:09,090 --> 01:22:10,057
Right.

1623
01:22:13,194 --> 01:22:15,662
Some demotion, huh?

1624
01:22:15,729 --> 01:22:17,697
Yeah, but at least
you're back in a rank

1625
01:22:17,765 --> 01:22:19,199
where if you make a mistake,

1626
01:22:19,267 --> 01:22:21,034
men don't die and
countries don't fall.

1627
01:22:21,102 --> 01:22:22,602
That's very
profound, corporal.

1628
01:22:22,670 --> 01:22:24,137
Thank you.

1629
01:22:24,205 --> 01:22:25,805
Ow!

1630
01:22:25,873 --> 01:22:27,707
How did I get this bump
on the back of my head?

1631
01:22:27,775 --> 01:22:29,142
Here, look at that.

1632
01:22:29,210 --> 01:22:30,643
Oh, I did that one.

1633
01:22:30,711 --> 01:22:32,279
What?

1634
01:22:32,347 --> 01:22:33,813
Unfortunately, Murph, you see,
you was starting to come to

1635
01:22:33,881 --> 01:22:35,748
when they were taking the
general out of here.

1636
01:22:35,816 --> 01:22:37,717
So, whammo! I just
had to do it.

1637
01:22:37,785 --> 01:22:39,186
Oh. Well, thanks a lot.

1638
01:22:39,253 --> 01:22:40,653
I enjoyed it, too.

1639
01:22:40,721 --> 01:22:42,255
I'm sure you did.

1640
01:22:42,323 --> 01:22:44,191
Well...

1641
01:22:44,258 --> 01:22:47,227
Well... ha ha!

1642
01:22:47,295 --> 01:22:48,761
Well, what a day.

1643
01:22:48,829 --> 01:22:50,230
Yeah.

1644
01:22:50,298 --> 01:22:53,200
I win a medal I'm
not going to get.

1645
01:22:53,267 --> 01:22:55,168
I meet this wonderful,
beautiful girl

1646
01:22:55,236 --> 01:22:57,104
that I'm certainly
not going to get.

1647
01:22:59,207 --> 01:23:01,141
You see?

1648
01:23:01,209 --> 01:23:02,675
Huh?

1649
01:23:02,743 --> 01:23:06,746
No medal, no girl, no nothing.

1650
01:23:06,814 --> 01:23:10,217
Relax, man. All you two
have is a teenage crush.

1651
01:23:10,284 --> 01:23:11,784
Ah, how would you know that?

1652
01:23:11,852 --> 01:23:14,187
Well, so I'm wrong, but
there's one thing I do know.

1653
01:23:14,255 --> 01:23:16,189
We better get back
to our outfit

1654
01:23:16,257 --> 01:23:18,191
before we're listed
as deserters.

1655
01:23:18,259 --> 01:23:19,759
And she can't come along.

1656
01:23:19,827 --> 01:23:21,794
So what difference does
it make if it's true love

1657
01:23:21,862 --> 01:23:24,064
or just a plain old
case of hanky panky?

1658
01:23:25,733 --> 01:23:27,067
Come here.

1659
01:23:33,741 --> 01:23:34,908
It's dark out.

1660
01:23:34,975 --> 01:23:36,143
It usually is at night.

1661
01:23:36,210 --> 01:23:37,310
Oh, I must have...

1662
01:23:38,546 --> 01:23:40,147
Man: Shh!

1663
01:23:41,715 --> 01:23:43,250
I forgot to tell you.

1664
01:24:02,903 --> 01:24:04,037
Good-bye, honey.

1665
01:24:08,709 --> 01:24:10,043
Bye.

1666
01:24:12,846 --> 01:24:15,148
This isn't going
to last forever,

1667
01:24:15,216 --> 01:24:17,150
and, uh...

1668
01:24:17,218 --> 01:24:18,552
Someday, I'll...

1669
01:24:20,288 --> 01:24:22,556
Man, this is going
to be rough.

1670
01:24:25,259 --> 01:24:26,560
Oh.

1671
01:24:28,229 --> 01:24:30,163
I tell you what.

1672
01:24:30,231 --> 01:24:33,166
This is for you.

1673
01:24:33,234 --> 01:24:38,037
No reason. I just think that
you ought to have it to wear.

1674
01:24:38,106 --> 01:24:42,175
Uh... perhaps... Let me
explain it to you this way.

1675
01:24:42,243 --> 01:24:46,379
Uh... I... return.

1676
01:24:46,447 --> 01:24:52,986
Et vous pour vous... ici.

1677
01:25:03,797 --> 01:25:05,665
Hey, I can't leave her here
with him hanging around.

1678
01:25:05,733 --> 01:25:07,767
Sure took you a long
time to wake up.

1679
01:25:07,835 --> 01:25:09,603
She's liable not to be
here when I get back.

1680
01:25:09,670 --> 01:25:11,171
So?

1681
01:25:11,239 --> 01:25:13,607
You're sure he
thinks I'm dead?

1682
01:25:13,674 --> 01:25:15,108
And buried.

1683
01:25:15,176 --> 01:25:16,676
Uh-huh.

1684
01:25:16,744 --> 01:25:18,512
You got a flashlight in there?

1685
01:25:18,579 --> 01:25:20,147
Sure.

1686
01:25:20,214 --> 01:25:22,048
Ah, there it is.

1687
01:25:38,232 --> 01:25:41,134
I mean, you got it, Hutch.

1688
01:25:41,202 --> 01:25:43,136
Charm. Charm.

1689
01:25:56,651 --> 01:25:58,418
Hutchmeyer.

1690
01:25:58,486 --> 01:26:01,020
Ha ha! What do you want?

1691
01:26:06,827 --> 01:26:09,696
Hey, pal, you called me.
I didn't call you.

1692
01:26:09,763 --> 01:26:11,264
I mean, let's get
that straight.

1693
01:26:11,332 --> 01:26:13,300
Hutchmeyer.

1694
01:26:16,204 --> 01:26:18,137
Hmm...

1695
01:26:18,206 --> 01:26:20,139
Playing games, eh?

1696
01:26:20,208 --> 01:26:22,041
Few little games, huh?

1697
01:26:26,214 --> 01:26:28,415
Trying to...

1698
01:26:39,093 --> 01:26:43,062
Hutchmeyer. Hutchmeyer. Hutchmeyer.
Hutchmeyer. Hutchmeyer.

1699
01:26:46,066 --> 01:26:47,467
Up here, Hutch.

1700
01:26:57,010 --> 01:26:59,212
Well, good old Hutch.

1701
01:26:59,280 --> 01:27:01,080
Man, you haven't changed
at all, have you?

1702
01:27:01,148 --> 01:27:03,650
Oh, well...

1703
01:27:03,718 --> 01:27:06,386
I didn't mean you
no harm, Murph.

1704
01:27:06,454 --> 01:27:08,121
We're pals.

1705
01:27:08,188 --> 01:27:10,457
We're pals.

1706
01:27:10,524 --> 01:27:13,092
I mean, put yourself
in my place.

1707
01:27:16,130 --> 01:27:17,497
You ain't dead!

1708
01:27:17,565 --> 01:27:20,400
You're darn right I'm not.

1709
01:27:20,468 --> 01:27:22,101
But you will be.

1710
01:27:22,169 --> 01:27:23,536
Dead, huh?

1711
01:27:27,207 --> 01:27:28,941
You phony!

1712
01:27:29,009 --> 01:27:31,611
Why, you guys are in
a lot of trouble!

1713
01:27:31,679 --> 01:27:33,146
Aaah!

1714
01:27:33,213 --> 01:27:34,681
Kidnapping, huh?

1715
01:27:34,749 --> 01:27:36,115
Why, you'll never
get away with this!

1716
01:27:36,183 --> 01:27:39,051
Quiet, quiet!

1717
01:27:40,788 --> 01:27:43,156
Sellers: General!
Hey, general, sir!

1718
01:27:43,223 --> 01:27:44,724
Hey, general!

1719
01:27:44,792 --> 01:27:47,260
Shh! Quiet. Will you be quiet?

1720
01:27:47,328 --> 01:27:48,695
Don't you ever call
me general again,

1721
01:27:48,763 --> 01:27:50,163
you hear that, corporal?

1722
01:27:50,230 --> 01:27:51,264
No, sir. No.

1723
01:27:51,332 --> 01:27:52,666
I'm Master Sergeant Murphy.

1724
01:27:52,733 --> 01:27:54,701
Yes, sir. What I
wanted to tell you was

1725
01:27:54,769 --> 01:27:57,671
that they're reorganizing the unit,
and I want to go with you, sir.

1726
01:27:57,738 --> 01:27:59,205
You didn't hear what I said.

1727
01:27:59,273 --> 01:28:00,674
I said I'm Master
Sergeant Murphy.

1728
01:28:00,741 --> 01:28:03,109
Who cares, sir? I
want to go with you.

1729
01:28:03,177 --> 01:28:05,144
Well, get in, boy.